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OT: I really hurts...

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SinfulWeeper

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There was a pizza eating contest and I entered.
$20 entry fee, 128 contestants.
<--- Ate 2¾ 24" XL pepperoni pizza's.

First place won $1280
Second place won $640
Third place won $320
4-10th place got their entry fee refunded.

<--- Did not even finish in the top 30 :|
<--- My stomach really REALLY hurts.
<--- Even tried sticking my finger down my throat to get rid of the excess and nothing came out.
<--- Learned from the veterans that the pizza dough expands in the stomach and if it hurts now, wait till a couple hours from now.
<--- Also found out that I will be full for anywhere from 6-10 hours :Q
<--- Gives advise that unless you know you will win, do not evAr participate in one of these as it is not worth it.
<--- Does not even have room for :beer:... His own gift for pizza.

Peace everyone...
 
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Hope you feel OK soon! 🙂

Shame you didn't even get top 30 🙁 I'd like to know how much the number 1 guy ate! :Q
 
I left when the leader was @ 5½. I was just told what the winners won. Couldn't be much more than that though... I think.
<--- Will update tommorrow.
 
Five and a half pizzas? Holy crap!!!!!

I watched one of those eating contests on Fox. I think the guy who won ate like 50 hot dogs. Some other guy ate like 4 32oz bowls of mayo and another guy ate 2.5 lbs of butter sticks. The same guy who ate 50 hot dogs also ate over 10 lbs of cow brain.

Hope you're feeling better today SW. 🙂
 
Damn, that's got to hurt. Hope you're feeling better now.

And I thought dinner at grandma's was painful enough (remember, children: "if enough is good, way too much is better")... 😉
 
Originally posted by: RaySun2Be
ouch! :Q I can only manage half of a large pizza. But then I'm not trying to win a contest, either. 😉
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LOL. 🙂

About 25% of a medium pizza is all it takes to fill me up, but then I do usually have a few more pieces anyway. 😉
 
Normally I can only handle ½ of one at the most.

But then I remembered when I was a little pipsqueek, about 7. I ate a whole XL pizza in 30 minutes while my dad was on the phone long distance.
I figured since I am older and bigger now... more should be no problem.
On the first pizza I was feeling the effects in a bad way. But I heard nobody call for the next pizza so I thought it is mine for sure. So I hollar next.
I ate one slice of that one then heard about 8-12 other people at the same time say next.
I got a little concerned, but then I thought if I can only force it down and get to the third pizza, no one will be able to compete.
So I did it and again was the first to finish it.
"Next!"
Along comes the third pizza I look at it and start feeling sick. Before I even reached for the first clice of the third pizza more people are hollaring next.
I thought everybody had to be hurting as bad as me so I took my time on this one. When I just finished the sixth slice I felt like I was going to cry... 3 tables away to my left I hear "Next!" and look at his empties... he was going on his fourth.

I called it quits right there and I was sooooo thirsty. So I get a glass of water and start drinking it down as fast as I could (which incidently was not fast at all.)
Then I heard one of the contestants close to me say "He will regret having that water."
I thought to myself BS, this water is good and I forced the rest down.
"Why"
"The water will expand the crust more in his stomach."
Just then my eye's pop wide open and I thought to myself that I am a jackass. Why did I not think of something so obvious.
A minute or two goes by and I am still as full as I was before, so I have nothing to worry about. I start relaxing and watching everybody else eat... thinking I could have bought something in the FS/FT threads with that $20 instead of torchering myself like this.

Then all of a sudden it hit me like a freight train. My stomach started hurting like I have never felt before and all I could do to feel better was lay on the floor and moan. A PA came over to see me and almost called the ambulance till I told him "NO!, I am only very full."
So he sat next to me and examined me and I started faking feeling better and I rubbed my belly just to act like I was at home after Thanksgiving... Wrong thing to do... any pressure on my stomach hurt like hell.
So I got the bright idea to unbutton and unzipper my pants. Well that releived a lot of the pressure. Enough for me to get up and take a quick look around before making a rather departure.

On the way getting home the crust started expanding again... It started hurting and I thought it would get as bad as it was @ the pizza place. Well it stopped short of it... but still hurt quite a bit.
To try getting my mind off of it I made this post and made a few other replies to try getting my mind off of it.

Right now it it does not hurt any more, it is more like a feeling of a 'relaxing' full.

No more pizza eating contests for me ever again. I am just going to pull out my machettie (That sword like blade... however it is spelled.) sharpen it for when spring arrives and go out into the thick brush strengthen my arms for the arm wrestling contest that is held every fourth of July @ my favorite bar.
Hopefully I can at least place in the top five for that one. Last year the overall winner got close to $9K, but it always varies depending on how many people enter.
My sister just got third place in the women's devision and won $1360. If she can place in the top three... So can I.
 
Dude, you are nuts!!! Sorry about your pain, but with this being the first thread I have read today, thanks for the laugh! Not laughing at you, just with you. Hope you recover fully. If you ever go to one of those again, the secret is preparation. You have to expand your stomach ahead of time!
 
Just heard the winner ate 7 pizza's and one slice :Q Second was 7 whole ones and just quit after that.
3rd place was much less though. 4 pizza's 3 slices.

<--- Will never look at pizza the same way again :disgust:
 
I hope you are back to normal! This reminds me of the time I won a trip to the doughnut shop as a 12 year old paperboy. I was allowed to eat all I wanted. I went nuts! I managed to stuff down 13 jelly filled ones. I got sick as h3ll that night! Never have wanted one of those things since!
 
Originally posted by: SinfulWeeper
<--- Recovered 🙂.
A very slow painful experience though 🙁.
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Glad to hear you're feeling better now. 😀

Unfortunately, I'm not doing so well because I did some construction work today (for those who have never done it before, things like lifting tons of 16 foot 2x8s against a wall, going up to the 2nd floor and pulling them up can have painful results). And I have to get up too damn early tomorrow (who the fvck invented the idea of an Easter "sunrise service" at 6:00 anyway?). Oh well, I'll live through it...I hope. :disgust:
 
The rewards of your experience is worth it though. From time to time I do construction and mechanical work. Great for shedding a couple lbs of fat and replacing it with muscle. 🙂
 
Had to have been... the two who ate 7 were not even fat. Needless to say all the fat people who entered did not do all too well.
 
LMAOWPMP ,your bloody nuts!:Q ,I know its not kind to laugh at someones pain but I just couldn't help it!:Q😀 pwahaha!.........😱

Seriously ,glad you better now!
I used to work at a Pizza place ,I could manage a whole XL no problem but I wouldn't want to go further! ,besides ,me being Diabetic now it'd be rather tricky to get the right amount of Insulin!

Btw as for pain ,try this ,I was working on a mini-bus last week (LDV POS) & i had to strip & check the rear drum brakes.They were stuck on so I had to beat the living s*** out of them with my 4 lb club hammer to get the buggers off! ,needless to say I missed my big steel punch once & skimmed my thumb!Ouch!🙁
 
Originally posted by: RaySun2Be
ouch! :Q I can only manage half of a large pizza. But then I'm not trying to win a contest, either. 😉
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It sure didn't look like that is all that either of us (you or me) could have eaten based on the Big Boy Breakfast Bar in Heath...hehe! 😛

I'm going to buy Pepto Stock in honor of SinfulWeeper! 😛

 
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