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wischeez

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An engineer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, and that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

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as a fellow engineer....I got your back on this one Engineer!!

A man is driving a hot-air-balloon and realizes that he has lost his bearings.
He reduces the height of his balloon and finally he discovers a man on the
ground. He sinks even further in his balloon, and calls:

"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend to meet him half an hour
ago, but I don't know where I am".

The man at the ground says: "Well, you are in a hot-air-balloon.
Its position is northern width between 40 and 42 degrees, and between
58 and 60 degrees western length".

"You must be an engineer", the balloon-driver says.

"Yes, I am", the man answers. "How did you know that?"

"Listen", the balloon-driver says, "everything, which you have told me is
technically correct, but I have no idea what I should do with your
information - and I still don't know, where I am".

The engineer replies: "You must be a manager."

"Yes, I am" says the balloon-driver answer, "how did you know that?"

"Listen", the engineer says, "you don't know where you are, or where you're
going. You have given a promise from which you do not have any idea how
you can keep it, and you expect that I solve this problem for you.
Fact is: You are in exact the same position in which you were before we
have met, but somehow everything is now my fault.

Slatz
 
one more for the engineers!!!

A group of managers were given the assignment to measure the height of a
flagpole.
So they go out to the flagpole with ladders and tape measures,
and they're falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures--the whole
thing is just a mess.
An engineer comes along and sees what they're trying to do, walks over,
pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures it from end to
end,
gives the measurement to one of the managers and walks away.
After the engineer has gone, one manager turns to another and laughs.
"Isn't that just like an engineer, we're looking for the height and he gives us
the length."

Slatz
 
"Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it." Engineers believe that "if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet"



Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer." Just look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections." The last one said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"


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Originally posted by: wischeez
"Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it." Engineers believe that "if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet"



Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer." Just look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections." The last one said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"


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Originally posted by: kamper
Originally posted by: wischeez "Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it." Engineers believe that "if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet" Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer." Just look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections." The last one said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?" More for you......
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