Osama liked "Rock Lobster"

[ixelion]

Among other things

He would humiliate me by making me dance naked. It was such a strange thing, because for the most part he believed music was evil. If a guest at the estate played music, he would cover his ears until the “poison” was silenced. But other times he would become this devout party boy who wanted to hear Van Halen or some B-52's. To this day I hear the song “Rock Lobster” in my sleep.

 

[TridenT]

5 years old.

 

[Fritzo]

5 years old.

Because everyone has seen everything ever made on the Internet.

 

[DangerAardvark]

This is why we should attack the Middle East with Nicki Minaj videos, cheap beer and Big Macs. Osama was probably playing X-box when Seal Team 6 stormed in.

You think this is a Micky D's?

Wrong. It's a forward operating base. That's right ladies... the chicken McNuggets are Halal... muahahahaha.

 

[TastesLikeChicken]

Wow. OBL had a thing for Whitney Houston and al Qaeda came about shortly after Whitney married Bobby Brown.

Coincidence? Hmmm. Why haven't our resident conspiracy theorists ever mentioned this?

 

[SonicIce]

fake

 

[Rumpltzer]

I like a roaring fireplace on a romantic evening.
I like long walks on the beach after a candlelight dinner.
I like Japanese girls... throwing up in the mouths of other Japanese girls.

 

[evident]

For some reason this seems like a fake article

 

[illusion88]

For some reason this seems like a fake article

it reads like a fake article

 

[alkemyst]

What's with all the "only monkeys braid their hair", "change his color rule for Whitney"....sounds like black propaganda or something.