Orgasmatron!

Eli

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A Texas company claims to have invented a kind of Orgasmatron for women -- an electrical stimulation device that takes women to a pre-orgasmic state.

Unlike Woody Allen's Orgasmatron, the device doesn't produce orgasms -- it just gets a woman ready for an orgasm, the company claims.

Did you even read the article? :p



 

minendo

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Originally posted by: BigPoppa
HTF does something hooked up to a girl's ankles bring about the big O?
Did you even read beyond "A Texas company claims to have invented a kind of Orgasmatron for women?"

 

Amorphus

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I haven't seen this before. Quite interesting, and the technology is a novel concept, but it's still a sex toy...
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Confused

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And in other news.

A massive bulk order has been placed on these products by a group calling themselves "ATOT". The deal was made after their accounts manager RossMAN collected 300 mail-in-rebates, 10% off $1000 and 25% stackable discount.

The group plan to use these to help members who are suffering from a symptom they call "YAGT". It is as of yet unknown what exactly "YAGT" is, as it is a widely regarded secret in the group
 

Feldenak

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Originally posted by: Amorphus
I haven't seen this before. Quite interesting, and the technology is a novel concept, but it's still a sex toy...
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What's wrong with sex toys?
 

SagaLore

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Originally posted by: Confused
And in other news.

A massive bulk order has been placed on these products by a group calling themselves "ATOT". The deal was made after their accounts manager RossMAN collected 300 mail-in-rebates, 10% off $1000 and 25% stackable discount.

The group plan to use these to help members who are suffering from a symptom they call "YAGT". It is as of yet unknown what exactly "YAGT" is, as it is a widely regarded secret in the group

:Q
 

flxnimprtmscl

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Originally posted by: Confused
And in other news.

A massive bulk order has been placed on these products by a group calling themselves "ATOT". The deal was made after their accounts manager RossMAN collected 300 mail-in-rebates, 10% off $1000 and 25% stackable discount.

The group plan to use these to help members who are suffering from a symptom they call "YAGT". It is as of yet unknown what exactly "YAGT" is, as it is a widely regarded secret in the group

Lolerskates :p
 

DannyBoy

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Originally posted by: Confused
And in other news.

A massive bulk order has been placed on these products by a group calling themselves "ATOT". The deal was made after their accounts manager RossMAN collected 300 mail-in-rebates, 10% off $1000 and 25% stackable discount.

The group plan to use these to help members who are suffering from a symptom they call "YAGT". It is as of yet unknown what exactly "YAGT" is, as it is a widely regarded secret in the group

:Q

How did RossMAN afford all of those?

Do we get discounts?

Do they work for men?

When's he getting them..?

Oh so many questions....

...so little time :(