johnjohn320

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The oreo sits on the table before me, begging to be inserted into my mouth, dissolved and crushed into a brown mush, then thrust down my esophagus, where it would then be pushed through my intestines and further digested by the churning acids in my stomach. I am rather surprised at the detailed and patternistic indentations on the crumbly surface of the cookie. Hundreds of equidistant ridges line its circumference. Slightly curved segments lie just within them. Inside those, squares are split into four-triangle patterns, giving it a look similar to that of the Iron Cross. There are five dots surrounding each of these triangles. The word ?OREO? is place in skinny capital letters within an oval, with an antennae-like pattern emerging from its peak.

As I hold the cookie, its surface feels rough and powdery, and chocolate dust blankets my fingertips. The ridges on its outer edge feel rumbly as my finger strokes it. It is very brittle.

The chocolate scent fills my nostrils as I hold it near my face, though it is not overpowering. It is a pale, faint scent, reminiscent of pudding or cake.

Finally I crunch down on the cookie, feeling it break and diminish under the weight of my teeth. The powdery texture I felt on my fingertips now flourishes within my mouth and envelopes my tongue. The sound of the crunch fills my entire membrane, like heavy feet plodding through fresh, crisp snow. The initial rough sensation gives way to the cool, thick, dense cream center. The surface is now much softer and easier to chew, tow which my jaw responds with more rapid rising and clamping. As I swallow, the familiar after-taste of chocolate returns to my mouth.
 

iamme

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Originally posted by: johnjohn320
The oreo sits on the table before me, begging to be inserted into my mouth, dissolved and crushed into a brown mush, then thrust down my esophagus, where it would then be pushed through my intestines and further digested by the churning acids in my stomach. I am rather surprised at the detailed and patternistic indentations on the crumbly surface of the cookie. Hundreds of equidistant ridges line its circumference. Slightly curved segments lie just within them. Inside those, squares are split into four-triangle patterns, giving it a look similar to that of the Iron Cross. There are five dots surrounding each of these triangles. The word ?OREO? is place in skinny capital letters within an oval, with an antennae-like pattern emerging from its peak.

As I hold the cookie, its surface feels rough and powdery, and chocolate dust blankets my fingertips. The ridges on its outer edge feel rumbly as my finger strokes it. It is very brittle.

The chocolate scent fills my nostrils as I hold it near my face, though it is not overpowering. It is a pale, faint scent, reminiscent of pudding or cake.

Finally I crunch down on the cookie, feeling it break and diminish under the weight of my teeth. The powdery texture I felt on my fingertips now flourishes within my mouth and envelopes my tongue. The sound of the crunch fills my entire membrane, like heavy feet plodding through fresh, crisp snow. The initial rough sensation gives way to the cool, thick, dense cream center. The surface is now much softer and easier to chew, tow which my jaw responds with more rapid rising and clamping. As I swallow, the familiar after-taste of chocolate returns to my mouth.

you just had nookie with a cookie! :Q

edit: typo :p
 

xuanman

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Originally posted by: iamme
Originally posted by: johnjohn320
The oreo sits on the table before me, begging to be inserted into my mouth, dissolved and crushed into a brown mush, then thrust down my esophagus, where it would then be pushed through my intestines and further digested by the churning acids in my stomach. I am rather surprised at the detailed and patternistic indentations on the crumbly surface of the cookie. Hundreds of equidistant ridges line its circumference. Slightly curved segments lie just within them. Inside those, squares are split into four-triangle patterns, giving it a look similar to that of the Iron Cross. There are five dots surrounding each of these triangles. The word ?OREO? is place in skinny capital letters within an oval, with an antennae-like pattern emerging from its peak.

As I hold the cookie, its surface feels rough and powdery, and chocolate dust blankets my fingertips. The ridges on its outer edge feel rumbly as my finger strokes it. It is very brittle.

The chocolate scent fills my nostrils as I hold it near my face, though it is not overpowering. It is a pale, faint scent, reminiscent of pudding or cake.

Finally I crunch down on the cookie, feeling it break and diminish under the weight of my teeth. The powdery texture I felt on my fingertips now flourishes within my mouth and envelopes my tongue. The sound of the crunch fills my entire membrane, like heavy feet plodding through fresh, crisp snow. The initial rough sensation gives way to the cool, thick, dense cream center. The surface is now much softer and easier to chew, tow which my jaw responds with more rapid rising and clamping. As I swallow, the familiar after-taste of chocolate returns to my mouth.

you just had dookie with a cookie! :Q

:Q :D
 

iamme

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Jul 21, 2001
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Originally posted by: xuanman
Originally posted by: iamme
Originally posted by: johnjohn320
The oreo sits on the table before me, begging to be inserted into my mouth, dissolved and crushed into a brown mush, then thrust down my esophagus, where it would then be pushed through my intestines and further digested by the churning acids in my stomach. I am rather surprised at the detailed and patternistic indentations on the crumbly surface of the cookie. Hundreds of equidistant ridges line its circumference. Slightly curved segments lie just within them. Inside those, squares are split into four-triangle patterns, giving it a look similar to that of the Iron Cross. There are five dots surrounding each of these triangles. The word ?OREO? is place in skinny capital letters within an oval, with an antennae-like pattern emerging from its peak.

As I hold the cookie, its surface feels rough and powdery, and chocolate dust blankets my fingertips. The ridges on its outer edge feel rumbly as my finger strokes it. It is very brittle.

The chocolate scent fills my nostrils as I hold it near my face, though it is not overpowering. It is a pale, faint scent, reminiscent of pudding or cake.

Finally I crunch down on the cookie, feeling it break and diminish under the weight of my teeth. The powdery texture I felt on my fingertips now flourishes within my mouth and envelopes my tongue. The sound of the crunch fills my entire membrane, like heavy feet plodding through fresh, crisp snow. The initial rough sensation gives way to the cool, thick, dense cream center. The surface is now much softer and easier to chew, tow which my jaw responds with more rapid rising and clamping. As I swallow, the familiar after-taste of chocolate returns to my mouth.

you just had dookie with a cookie! :Q

:Q :D

lol, i meant nookie, not dookie :D
 

Kadarin

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Originally posted by: johnjohn320
...then thrust down my esophagus, where it would then be pushed through my intestines and further digested by the churning acids in my stomach.

Unless you're an alien or something, generally food is partially broken down by stomach acid whereupon it's sent to the small intestine for the bulk of the digestion process.

;)
 

weirdichi

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Is there any way to make an Oreo soft? I tried to microwave it but nothing. Maybe a little water in a covered dish, but that might just make it soggy? Softened and bedably Oreos have go to be the best. They should steal this idea and make some and market them.
 

johnjohn320

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Originally posted by: weirdichi
Is there any way to make an Oreo soft? I tried to microwave it but nothing. Maybe a little water in a covered dish, but that might just make it soggy? Softened and bedably Oreos have go to be the best. They should steal this idea and make some and market them.

Milk.
 

ElFenix

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Originally posted by: weirdichi
Is there any way to make an Oreo soft? I tried to microwave it but nothing. Maybe a little water in a covered dish, but that might just make it soggy? Softened and bedably Oreos have go to be the best. They should steal this idea and make some and market them.

dude really, if you don't know about dunking them you should just commit yourself right now
 

JetBlack69

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Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: johnjohn320
...then thrust down my esophagus, where it would then be pushed through my intestines and further digested by the churning acids in my stomach.

Unless you're an alien or something, generally food is partially broken down by stomach acid whereupon it's sent to the small intestine for the bulk of the digestion process.

;)

I was thinking the same thing. :)
 

johnjohn320

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Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: johnjohn320
...then thrust down my esophagus, where it would then be pushed through my intestines and further digested by the churning acids in my stomach.

Unless you're an alien or something, generally food is partially broken down by stomach acid whereupon it's sent to the small intestine for the bulk of the digestion process.

;)

I am an alien.
 

wfbberzerker

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Originally posted by: JetBlack69
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: johnjohn320
...then thrust down my esophagus, where it would then be pushed through my intestines and further digested by the churning acids in my stomach.

Unless you're an alien or something, generally food is partially broken down by stomach acid whereupon it's sent to the small intestine for the bulk of the digestion process.

;)

I was thinking the same thing. :)

haha me too

i guess we're all nerds :p
 

Jynx980

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You forgot the part where it tansforms your fecal matter into a simal color and texture :D
 

Kadarin

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Originally posted by: johnjohn320
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: johnjohn320
...then thrust down my esophagus, where it would then be pushed through my intestines and further digested by the churning acids in my stomach.

Unless you're an alien or something, generally food is partially broken down by stomach acid whereupon it's sent to the small intestine for the bulk of the digestion process.

;)

I am an alien.

Gotcha. In that case, carry on... :)
 

Kadarin

Lifer
Nov 23, 2001
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Originally posted by: johnjohn320
Originally posted by: weirdichi
Is there any way to make an Oreo soft? I tried to microwave it but nothing. Maybe a little water in a covered dish, but that might just make it soggy? Softened and bedably Oreos have go to be the best. They should steal this idea and make some and market them.

Milk.

Another means of softening them would be to leave them out of the package and exposed to air for a few days.. Of course, the aforementioned "milk" method is preferred..