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Optical Illusion...

When I get reincarnated, I want to be 25, good looking and rich. So I can be superficial and buy a ski boat and have a hottie that looks like that sprawl over the bow of my Superficial Ski Boat.
 
Due to the lag from that sight getting slammed, I looked at a blury speed boat in the background for a good second or two.
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
When I get reincarnated, I want to be 25, good looking and rich. So I can be superficial and buy a ski boat and have a hottie that looks like that sprawl over the bow of my Superficial Ski Boat.
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what if you're all that and you still don't have a hottie. 😱
 
Originally posted by: SherEPunjab
Originally posted by: MichaelD
When I get reincarnated, I want to be 25, good looking and rich. So I can be superficial and buy a ski boat and have a hottie that looks like that sprawl over the bow of my Superficial Ski Boat.
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what if you're all that and you still don't have a hottie. 😱
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Dude, with a ski boat and the bucks, you WILL have a hottie. Is a service available only to the rich. It's called "Rent-A-Ho." Those same Rentaho's will settle down and marry by the time they hit 26-30...and not tell their husbands about their sordid past. Common practice amongst worn-out hotties.
 
what if you're all that and you still don't have a hottie.

Then you sit on your computer and post here with the rest of us.
~wnied~
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: SherEPunjab
Originally posted by: MichaelD
When I get reincarnated, I want to be 25, good looking and rich. So I can be superficial and buy a ski boat and have a hottie that looks like that sprawl over the bow of my Superficial Ski Boat.
Click to expand...

what if you're all that and you still don't have a hottie. 😱
Click to expand...

Dude, with a ski boat and the bucks, you WILL have a hottie. Is a service available only to the rich. It's called "Rent-A-Ho." Those same Rentaho's will settle down and marry by the time they hit 26-30...and not tell their husbands about their sordid past. Common practice amongst worn-out hotties.
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yeah i know. but what if someone doesn't want a rent-a-ho. maybe their longing for something more meaningful but they haven't had a girlfriend since college. only stupid dates and their obligatory make out sessions.
 
Originally posted by: SherEPunjab
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: SherEPunjab
Originally posted by: MichaelD
When I get reincarnated, I want to be 25, good looking and rich. So I can be superficial and buy a ski boat and have a hottie that looks like that sprawl over the bow of my Superficial Ski Boat.
Click to expand...

what if you're all that and you still don't have a hottie. 😱
Click to expand...

Dude, with a ski boat and the bucks, you WILL have a hottie. Is a service available only to the rich. It's called "Rent-A-Ho." Those same Rentaho's will settle down and marry by the time they hit 26-30...and not tell their husbands about their sordid past. Common practice amongst worn-out hotties.
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yeah i know. but what if someone doesn't want a rent-a-ho. maybe their longing for something more meaningful but they haven't had a girlfriend since college. only stupid dates and their obligatory make out sessions.
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Buddy, women of the caliber pictured above don't care about your feelings. They want their friends to see them getting on your ski boat. They will do whatever you tell them to do. On camera. Twice. Three times on Saturday. What else matters? *waits for flames from the sensitive, whupped men and the angry lesbian women*
 
Bump just b/c that wench, oh sorry; woman working her way thru college was one of the finest pieces of @ss I've seen in a long time. Who cares about her face.
 
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