Oprah's favorite things

jonks

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This video demonstrates why it is difficult for a man to contemplate voting for a woman for president. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1816288

Bonus, at :48 in, the guy in the pinkish shirt bears a striking resemblance to Rev. Jeremiah Wright.

<<<<<<<<<< FYI: Clinton supporter
 

Baked

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all those turkeys just went bunker, like they got pardoned on thanksgiving. and why are there guys in the audience? mid-life identity crisis?
 

GoingUp

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Listen to all that clucking....

Edit: And why are they so hysterical when they don't even know what they're going to get.
 

destrekor

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Originally posted by: Baked
all those turkeys just went bunker, like they got pardoned on thanksgiving. and why are there guys in the audience? mid-life identity crisis?

dragged by wives ;)

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OdiN

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uhm...wtf?

Oh and is she fat again now? What diet is she going to be hawking now?
 

GoingUp

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I just watched the Youtube episode where Oprah gave all those teachers cars, but some of them couldn't afford the tax on the car, so they couldn't keep it :(

I remember my mom watching Ellen and she gave away cruises to military families and paid for everything including taxes.
 

Jeff7

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Originally posted by: destrekor
what the hell?

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That was pretty well my exact same response.

Maybe they were all given the world's most powerful vibrator, or something, and it was rigged to the APPLAUSE sign? Self-contained, able to deliver a burst power rating of 500HP, with a weighted motor spinning at 50,000rpms. Approved by Oprah to give you that "O" you love so very very much.
Other than that, I don't know what would warrant all that screaming.
What is she giving away, free tickets to Pastafarian Heaven?

 

Aharami

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proves that women have selective hearing. All they heard was "Oprah's favorite things" and went bonkers. Too bad for them Oprah said she ISNT doing it.
 

ICRS

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You should watch the Tyra Banks show were people cream like that over Vaseline.
 

MagicConch

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Originally posted by: Aharami
proves that women have selective hearing. All they heard was "Oprah's favorite things" and went bonkers. Too bad for them Oprah said she ISNT doing it.

ahh so that is what is going on inside their heads.
 

troytime

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oprah gives away some awesome shit during those giveaway shows

mancard or not, i'd love to be in the audience for that show

milf count looks astronomically low though
 

Q

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Wow they are annoying. I'm not saying I wouldn't be excited/happy as hell, but I wouldn't act like a monkey
 

RKS

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If Patrick Stewart or Bill Shatner was giving away SLI rigs, 60" Plasmas, airplane-sized treadmills, or BMW M3s; most people on this forum would be shitting themselves with joy.