Opportunity: Penetration Tester

[13Gigatons]

I have an opening for a Penetration Tester with Verizon Wireless in Pueblo, CO that I thought may interest you. If you'd like to proceed or learn more about this opportunity please follow the link below....

yup...something new in the email everyday.




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[slugg]

Ask him if you'd be working with his wife and what position she's in.

 

[Sonikku]

Seems legit.

 

[Rubycon]

Welders have the best (hot) penetration.

 

[XavierMace]

So they're looking for customers?

 

[John Connor]

Welders have the best (hot) penetration.

I took welding for a year! HAHAHA 6010 was my fav. 8010 too easy.

 

[Sonikku]

Ask him if you'd be working with his wife and what position she's in.

Prolly a fair bet you'll be working under her.

 

[slugg]

Prolly a fair bet you'll be working under her.

As long as she does most the work and all I need to take care of is the penetration, this arrangement could work. Do you think she'd be good at multitasking?

 

[pete6032]

As you will see by my resume, I have a strong commitment to penetration and have a long history of penetration success.

 

[Ken g6]

You people do realize "penetration tester" is the business-friendly euphemism for "white-hat hacker", right?

I once had an opportunity to pursue this kind of work, but I didn't think I had enough experience related to such a position.

 

[Platypus]

You people do realize "penetration tester" is the business-friendly euphemism for "white-hat hacker", right?

I once had an opportunity to pursue this kind of work, but I didn't think I had enough experience related to such a position.

This is what I do. It's never too late if you want to break some important shit out there, Ken g6

 

[MongGrel]

You people do realize "penetration tester" is the business-friendly euphemism for "white-hat hacker", right?

I once had an opportunity to pursue this kind of work, but I didn't think I had enough experience related to such a position.

I'm pretty sure posters are aware of that

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

You people do realize "penetration tester" is the business-friendly euphemism for "white-hat hacker", right?

I once had an opportunity to pursue this kind of work, but I didn't think I had enough experience related to such a position.

Way to ruin the fun mod

 

[Sonikku]

Ken G6 for buzz killington award.

 

[John Connor]

I once got a phish E-mail to my ISP E-mail account with Comcast stating I needed to log into their site and accept the new TOS. I knew it smelled phishy so I opened the link in a VPN and sure enough the whole website was crafted to look just like a real Comcast website with login. The hacker (or would be hacker since I nailed his ass) even add a nice touch of a captcha. Well, you could enter anything for the captcha and the login still worked. But what I did for a week was enter bullshit usernames and passwords. Like, you_have_been_pwned, etc. Then I went to GoDaddy, where the website was hosted and told them about it. Also reported him to spam cop and the E-mail server Admin he was using. He messed with the wrong dude because the site is no longer in existence.

 

[John Connor]

Pentesting is always fun. Just don't do it with your real IP. It's interesting to see how secure some websites are.

 

[sdifox]

ATOT virgins falling for the honeypot. You guys are gonna be strapped in and anal probed with a cattle prod.

 

[SKORPI0]

I always hear the terms "market penetration, penetration rate, penetration in sales, " during our store meetings. Most of the guys smile specially when it's a lady talking about it.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I remember someone asking me to pen test their site. I said it's not really my expertise but I can try anyway. Upon investigating I found out it was IIS, and I had the server down in about 5 minutes. Oops. My suggestion was to use something more secure than IIS. I think IIS has improved since then though.

 

[Rubycon]

I remember someone asking me to pen test their site. I said it's not really my expertise but I can try anyway. Upon investigating I found out it was IIS, and I had the server down in about 5 minutes. Oops. My suggestion was to use something more secure than ISS. I think ISS has improved since then though.

You shut down the space station?

 

[Red Squirrel]

You shut down the space station?

Haha oh wait it's called IIS. Close enough. (by about 400km) I knew it had those letters.