sao123
Lifer
- May 27, 2002
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Front loader washers are like the apple product of washers... Meet the iWasher.
Designed for the idiot who can't properly balance a load of clothes in a standard top loader washer, it spins in a head over heels motion, so that the balance doesn't matter.
Don't forget to get a subscription to our super high efficiency detergent, and if you act now, we'll upgrade your normal door to a translucent door, so you can be mesmerized as you watch your clothes tumble in a cascade of turbulence.
So if you support over simplified, feature free, DRM laden, extra expensive products marketed to stupid people, then by all means get a front loader, the iWasher.
However, if you can balance a load of clothes, the top loader is superior in every way.
Designed for the idiot who can't properly balance a load of clothes in a standard top loader washer, it spins in a head over heels motion, so that the balance doesn't matter.
Don't forget to get a subscription to our super high efficiency detergent, and if you act now, we'll upgrade your normal door to a translucent door, so you can be mesmerized as you watch your clothes tumble in a cascade of turbulence.
So if you support over simplified, feature free, DRM laden, extra expensive products marketed to stupid people, then by all means get a front loader, the iWasher.
However, if you can balance a load of clothes, the top loader is superior in every way.
