Patrick Wolf
Platinum Member
One of the dumbest/funniest things I've ever seen/read:
whitehouse.org - Maybe NSFW
From link:
Preventing and treating teen masturbation.
1. Remove your child's bedroom door. Privacy is one of the leading causes of masturbation.
10. Insist that your children wear boxing gloves to bed. Boxing gloves are nearly impossible to remove without assistance. If you do this you can sleep soundly, knowing that your children aren't on the other side of the wall touching their smelly little giblets in an impure fashion.
NOTE: The real White House site is whitehouse.gov, whitehouse.org is just a parody of that site.
whitehouse.org - Maybe NSFW
From link:
Preventing and treating teen masturbation.
1. Remove your child's bedroom door. Privacy is one of the leading causes of masturbation.
10. Insist that your children wear boxing gloves to bed. Boxing gloves are nearly impossible to remove without assistance. If you do this you can sleep soundly, knowing that your children aren't on the other side of the wall touching their smelly little giblets in an impure fashion.
NOTE: The real White House site is whitehouse.gov, whitehouse.org is just a parody of that site.
