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Open Letter to George W. Bush - by Michael Moore

C

conjur

No Lifer
http://www.michaelmoore.com/words/index.php?id=112
Dear Mr. Bush:

I read that you have begun your summer vacation in Crawford. Summer vacation is a great time to see a movie - that's why so many blockbusters are released at this time of year. Unfortunately, my new movie, "Fahrenheit 9/11," has not been shown in Crawford (and didn't open 'til this weekend in Waco).

I write to invite you to the inaugural showing of "Fahrenheit 9/11" in Crawford at the Crawford Peace House, Wednesday, July 28 at dusk. I am very much looking forward to this Crawford premiere because, after all, so much of the film is set there in the months leading up to 9/11. Our Crawford premier will give us a chance to serve up some chips, salsa and a whole lot of truth - along with a film that I believe is all hat and all cattle, all sizzle and all steak.

If you graciously accept my invitation, I will also have the chance to thank you personally for being one of my Axis of Actors who star in the film (along with your Vice President and your Attorney General). And let's face it -- you've got the funniest lines in the film! We may even have an audience reading of "My Pet Goat" to celebrate "Fahrenheit 9/11" breaking through the $100 million mark at the box office.

Thank you for considering this invitation, and enjoy your vacation, for however long it may last.

Sincerely,
Michael Moore
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LMAO!!

Think Bush will take him up on the offer?
 
OMG!! THAT IS JUST SOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY...

Yeah right...

Lame.

My response if I was Bush:

Dear Fat Piece of Crap:

I'll go see your work, if you come see mine. I invite you to spend a week with the troops in Iraq and explain to them your views on Iraq, Saddam, terrorists, their Commander in Chief, etc..

Sincerely,
George W. Bush
 
Originally posted by: Crimson
OMG!! THAT IS JUST SOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY...

Yeah right...

Lame.

My response if I was Bush:

Dear Fat Piece of Crap:

I'll go see your work, if you come see mine. I invite you to spend a week with the troops in Iraq and explain to them your views on Iraq, Saddam, terrorists, their Commander in Chief, etc..

Sincerely,
George W. Bush
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Your dream Bush letter lacks versimilitude. It has no spelling or grammar errors.
 
Originally posted by: Crimson
OMG!! THAT IS JUST SOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY...

Yeah right...

Lame.

My response if I was Bush:

Dear Fat Piece of Crap:

I'll go see your work, if you come see mine. I invite you to spend a week with the troops in Iraq and explain to them your views on Iraq, Saddam, terrorists, their Commander in Chief, etc..

Sincerely,
George W. Bush
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Hmm. I thought the first one was a bit more cohesive - shouldn't the Bush response be an invitation to play golf?
 
Originally posted by: Crimson
OMG!! THAT IS JUST SOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY...

Yeah right...

Lame.

My response if I was Bush:

Dear Fat Piece of Crap:

I'll go see your work, if you come see mine. I invite you to spend a week with the troops in Iraq and explain to them your views on Iraq, Saddam, terrorists, their Commander in Chief, etc..

Sincerely,
George W. Bush
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:beer:
 
Ah yes, Bush family vacation time. How many days off is the Dub up to now? 400? 500? I sure hope nothing bad happens while he's off clearing brush and ranching it up...

Ugh. :thumbsdown:
 
Originally posted by: conjur
http://www.michaelmoore.com/words/index.php?id=112
Dear Mr. Bush:

I read that you have begun your summer vacation in Crawford. Summer vacation is a great time to see a movie - that's why so many blockbusters are released at this time of year. Unfortunately, my new movie, "Fahrenheit 9/11," has not been shown in Crawford (and didn't open 'til this weekend in Waco).

I write to invite you to the inaugural showing of "Fahrenheit 9/11" in Crawford at the Crawford Peace House, Wednesday, July 28 at dusk. I am very much looking forward to this Crawford premiere because, after all, so much of the film is set there in the months leading up to 9/11. Our Crawford premier will give us a chance to serve up some chips, salsa and a whole lot of truth - along with a film that I believe is all hat and all cattle, all sizzle and all steak.

If you graciously accept my invitation, I will also have the chance to thank you personally for being one of my Axis of Actors who star in the film (along with your Vice President and your Attorney General). And let's face it -- you've got the funniest lines in the film! We may even have an audience reading of "My Pet Goat" to celebrate "Fahrenheit 9/11" breaking through the $100 million mark at the box office.

Thank you for considering this invitation, and enjoy your vacation, for however long it may last.

Sincerely,
Michael Moore
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LMAO!!

Think Bush will take him up on the offer?
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Probably still try to tell Michael Moore to get a real job. :roll:
 
Dear Mr. Bush:

I read that you have begun your summer vacation in Crawford. Summer vacation is a great time to see a movie - that's why so many blockbusters are released at this time of year. Unfortunately, my new movie, "Fahrenheit 9/11," has not been shown in Crawford (and didn't open 'til this weekend in Waco).

I write to invite you to the inaugural showing of "Fahrenheit 9/11" in Crawford at the Crawford Peace House, Wednesday, July 28 at dusk. I am very much looking forward to this Crawford premiere because, after all, so much of the film is set there in the months leading up to 9/11. Our Crawford premier will give us a chance to serve up some chips, salsa and a whole lot of truth - along with a film that I believe is all hat and all cattle, all sizzle and all steak.

If you graciously accept my invitation, I will also have the chance to thank you personally for being one of my Axis of Actors who star in the film (along with your Vice President and your Attorney General). And let's face it -- you've got the funniest lines in the film! We may even have an audience reading of "My Pet Goat" to celebrate "Fahrenheit 9/11" breaking through the $100 million mark at the box office.

Thank you for considering this invitation, and enjoy your vacation, for however long it may last.

Sincerely,
Michael Moore
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Dear Mr. Moore:
Although I will fight die for your right to speak freely, and send many men under my command to do the same, I must take exception to how it is you?ve chose to express yourself. Your choice to insinuate that I am not only incompetent but would sell America out for a quick buck is not only completely unreasonable, but is completely despicable during a time of international conflict. Your actions demoralize troops, make those who support your political position sound like irrational kooks and at best come off as an artistic extremist lacking any firm intellectual honesty.

Let?s face it Mr. Moore, your argument that I allowed 9/11 to happen in order to benefit my friends and family is as well founded and rational as any argument that I might make that Iraq had anything to do with 9/11. That I am not a grand general and not a master strategist of any kind and incapable of running the day to day operations of the nation, has no barring on how the troops themselves act in the field and has no effect on weather we where to go to war with Iraq or how we treat the troops themselves. War is hell but sometimes we sacrifice ourselves in order to better the life of our fellow man, in order to make us more free and prosperous here in America.

The troops don?t need some uncommon children who have been traumatized by fighting for their country plastered all over theaters across America as if they are what all of our good men and women are like. You can find a few bad cops in any 100,000 man police force. You can find a few corrupt prison officials in any dangerous jailing system. But to report these things as the norm, to insinuate that our men and women who die daily for the betterment of the world are nothing but ignorant death-dealers as you portray is as deep a strike against the troupes themselves, not the policies that lead them their, as Jain Fonda struck in her own time.

Your lack of anything resembling intellectual honesty in either our editing, voce over, or analysis of the situations you present is nothing more intellectual or reasonable than the Nazi anti-Jew propaganda.

So, no Mr. Moore, thank you for the invitation, but I have many things that are more important to do with my time, and if you didn?t lie to people about what occurs during my ?time off? you they would understand how few of my ?vacation days? are at all vacation.

Sincerely,
George W. Bush
 
Originally posted by: Crimson
OMG!! THAT IS JUST SOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY...

Yeah right...

Lame.

My response if I was Bush:

Dear Fat Piece of Crap:

I'll go see your work, if you come see mine. I invite you to spend a week with the troops in Iraq and explain to them your views on Iraq, Saddam, terrorists, their Commander in Chief, etc..

Sincerely,
George W. Bush
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Bah. Nice try!!!!!!! Perhaps Bush should spend a week with the kids he has sent to die and explain the same sh!t. That would be interesting and would be the closest that coward has ever come to real combat.
 
Originally posted by: RabidMongoose
I think Bush will have him killed!
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No need for this to happen. Mr. Moore is slowly killing himself day by day. Eventually, the cholesterol in his system will completely block off his blood supply and BAM! That will be it. Some of the effects of the partial blockage of blood can be seen now through Mr. Moore's slightly irrational distorted view of how politics, the World and life in general work.
 
Dear Michael,

I would love to find out what happened to that goat. You know, I never got to hear the end of that story that morning on 9/11. Maybe Laura will read it to me.

Keep on Truckin',
-W
 
Originally posted by: LordMagnusKain
Dear Mr. Bush:

I read that you have begun your summer vacation in Crawford. Summer vacation is a great time to see a movie - that's why so many blockbusters are released at this time of year. Unfortunately, my new movie, "Fahrenheit 9/11," has not been shown in Crawford (and didn't open 'til this weekend in Waco).

I write to invite you to the inaugural showing of "Fahrenheit 9/11" in Crawford at the Crawford Peace House, Wednesday, July 28 at dusk. I am very much looking forward to this Crawford premiere because, after all, so much of the film is set there in the months leading up to 9/11. Our Crawford premier will give us a chance to serve up some chips, salsa and a whole lot of truth - along with a film that I believe is all hat and all cattle, all sizzle and all steak.

If you graciously accept my invitation, I will also have the chance to thank you personally for being one of my Axis of Actors who star in the film (along with your Vice President and your Attorney General). And let's face it -- you've got the funniest lines in the film! We may even have an audience reading of "My Pet Goat" to celebrate "Fahrenheit 9/11" breaking through the $100 million mark at the box office.

Thank you for considering this invitation, and enjoy your vacation, for however long it may last.

Sincerely,
Michael Moore
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Dear Mr. Moore:
Although I will fight die for your right to speak freely, and send many men under my command to do the same, I must take exception to how it is you?ve chose to express yourself. Your choice to insinuate that I am not only incompetent but would sell America out for a quick buck is not only completely unreasonable, but is completely despicable during a time of international conflict. Your actions demoralize troops, make those who support your political position sound like irrational kooks and at best come off as an artistic extremist lacking any firm intellectual honesty.

Let?s face it Mr. Moore, your argument that I allowed 9/11 to happen in order to benefit my friends and family is as well founded and rational as any argument that I might make that Iraq had anything to do with 9/11. That I am not a grand general and not a master strategist of any kind and incapable of running the day to day operations of the nation, has no barring on how the troops themselves act in the field and has no effect on weather we where to go to war with Iraq or how we treat the troops themselves. War is hell but sometimes we sacrifice ourselves in order to better the life of our fellow man, in order to make us more free and prosperous here in America.

The troops don?t need some uncommon children who have been traumatized by fighting for their country plastered all over theaters across America as if they are what all of our good men and women are like. You can find a few bad cops in any 100,000 man police force. You can find a few corrupt prison officials in any dangerous jailing system. But to report these things as the norm, to insinuate that our men and women who die daily for the betterment of the world are nothing but ignorant death-dealers as you portray is as deep a strike against the troupes themselves, not the policies that lead them their, as Jain Fonda struck in her own time.

Your lack of anything resembling intellectual honesty in either our editing, voce over, or analysis of the situations you present is nothing more intellectual or reasonable than the Nazi anti-Jew propaganda.

So, no Mr. Moore, thank you for the invitation, but I have many things that are more important to do with my time, and if you didn?t lie to people about what occurs during my ?time off? you they would understand how few of my ?vacation days? are at all vacation.

Sincerely,
George W. Bush
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Oh, I doubt that very much.
 
Originally posted by: LordMagnusKain
Dear Mr. Bush:

I read that you have begun your summer vacation in Crawford. Summer vacation is a great time to see a movie - that's why so many blockbusters are released at this time of year. Unfortunately, my new movie, "Fahrenheit 9/11," has not been shown in Crawford (and didn't open 'til this weekend in Waco).

I write to invite you to the inaugural showing of "Fahrenheit 9/11" in Crawford at the Crawford Peace House, Wednesday, July 28 at dusk. I am very much looking forward to this Crawford premiere because, after all, so much of the film is set there in the months leading up to 9/11. Our Crawford premier will give us a chance to serve up some chips, salsa and a whole lot of truth - along with a film that I believe is all hat and all cattle, all sizzle and all steak.

If you graciously accept my invitation, I will also have the chance to thank you personally for being one of my Axis of Actors who star in the film (along with your Vice President and your Attorney General). And let's face it -- you've got the funniest lines in the film! We may even have an audience reading of "My Pet Goat" to celebrate "Fahrenheit 9/11" breaking through the $100 million mark at the box office.

Thank you for considering this invitation, and enjoy your vacation, for however long it may last.

Sincerely,
Michael Moore
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Dear Mr. Moore:
Although I will fight die for your right to speak freely, and send many men under my command to do the same, I must take exception to how it is you?ve chose to express yourself. Your choice to insinuate that I am not only incompetent but would sell America out for a quick buck is not only completely unreasonable, but is completely despicable during a time of international conflict. Your actions demoralize troops, make those who support your political position sound like irrational kooks and at best come off as an artistic extremist lacking any firm intellectual honesty.

Let?s face it Mr. Moore, your argument that I allowed 9/11 to happen in order to benefit my friends and family is as well founded and rational as any argument that I might make that Iraq had anything to do with 9/11. That I am not a grand general and not a master strategist of any kind and incapable of running the day to day operations of the nation, has no barring on how the troops themselves act in the field and has no effect on weather we where to go to war with Iraq or how we treat the troops themselves. War is hell but sometimes we sacrifice ourselves in order to better the life of our fellow man, in order to make us more free and prosperous here in America.

The troops don?t need some uncommon children who have been traumatized by fighting for their country plastered all over theaters across America as if they are what all of our good men and women are like. You can find a few bad cops in any 100,000 man police force. You can find a few corrupt prison officials in any dangerous jailing system. But to report these things as the norm, to insinuate that our men and women who die daily for the betterment of the world are nothing but ignorant death-dealers as you portray is as deep a strike against the troupes themselves, not the policies that lead them their, as Jain Fonda struck in her own time.

Your lack of anything resembling intellectual honesty in either our editing, voce over, or analysis of the situations you present is nothing more intellectual or reasonable than the Nazi anti-Jew propaganda.

So, no Mr. Moore, thank you for the invitation, but I have many things that are more important to do with my time, and if you didn?t lie to people about what occurs during my ?time off? you they would understand how few of my ?vacation days? are at all vacation.

Sincerely,
George W. Bush
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is it just me or has anyone else noticed that most people who support bush sound like they're drunk while voicing their opinions? i'm almost positive that there is a correlation between a person's intelligence and the amount of support they have for Bush. Your letter was so painfully disgusting (my brain couldn't handle your re-invented form of english, i apologize), that i have concluded you purposely didn't make any sense in an effort to make it appear as a genuine letter from the idiot himself.
 
Originally posted by: Pers
Originally posted by: LordMagnusKain
Dear Mr. Bush:

I read that you have begun your summer vacation in Crawford. Summer vacation is a great time to see a movie - that's why so many blockbusters are released at this time of year. Unfortunately, my new movie, "Fahrenheit 9/11," has not been shown in Crawford (and didn't open 'til this weekend in Waco).

I write to invite you to the inaugural showing of "Fahrenheit 9/11" in Crawford at the Crawford Peace House, Wednesday, July 28 at dusk. I am very much looking forward to this Crawford premiere because, after all, so much of the film is set there in the months leading up to 9/11. Our Crawford premier will give us a chance to serve up some chips, salsa and a whole lot of truth - along with a film that I believe is all hat and all cattle, all sizzle and all steak.

If you graciously accept my invitation, I will also have the chance to thank you personally for being one of my Axis of Actors who star in the film (along with your Vice President and your Attorney General). And let's face it -- you've got the funniest lines in the film! We may even have an audience reading of "My Pet Goat" to celebrate "Fahrenheit 9/11" breaking through the $100 million mark at the box office.

Thank you for considering this invitation, and enjoy your vacation, for however long it may last.

Sincerely,
Michael Moore
Click to expand...
Dear Mr. Moore:
Although I will fight die for your right to speak freely, and send many men under my command to do the same, I must take exception to how it is you?ve chose to express yourself. Your choice to insinuate that I am not only incompetent but would sell America out for a quick buck is not only completely unreasonable, but is completely despicable during a time of international conflict. Your actions demoralize troops, make those who support your political position sound like irrational kooks and at best come off as an artistic extremist lacking any firm intellectual honesty.

Let?s face it Mr. Moore, your argument that I allowed 9/11 to happen in order to benefit my friends and family is as well founded and rational as any argument that I might make that Iraq had anything to do with 9/11. That I am not a grand general and not a master strategist of any kind and incapable of running the day to day operations of the nation, has no barring on how the troops themselves act in the field and has no effect on weather we where to go to war with Iraq or how we treat the troops themselves. War is hell but sometimes we sacrifice ourselves in order to better the life of our fellow man, in order to make us more free and prosperous here in America.

The troops don?t need some uncommon children who have been traumatized by fighting for their country plastered all over theaters across America as if they are what all of our good men and women are like. You can find a few bad cops in any 100,000 man police force. You can find a few corrupt prison officials in any dangerous jailing system. But to report these things as the norm, to insinuate that our men and women who die daily for the betterment of the world are nothing but ignorant death-dealers as you portray is as deep a strike against the troupes themselves, not the policies that lead them their, as Jain Fonda struck in her own time.

Your lack of anything resembling intellectual honesty in either our editing, voce over, or analysis of the situations you present is nothing more intellectual or reasonable than the Nazi anti-Jew propaganda.

So, no Mr. Moore, thank you for the invitation, but I have many things that are more important to do with my time, and if you didn?t lie to people about what occurs during my ?time off? you they would understand how few of my ?vacation days? are at all vacation.

Sincerely,
George W. Bush
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is it just me or has anyone else noticed that most people who support bush sound like they're drunk while voicing their opinions? i'm almost positive that there is a correlation between a person's intelligence and the amount of support they have for Bush. Your letter was so painfully disgusting (my brain couldn't handle your re-invented form of english, i apologize), that i have concluded you purposely didn't make any sense in an effort to make it appear as a genuine letter from the idiot himself.
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I would LOVE to see how he reinvented english. It makes more sense to me that you are the one who is drunk and thus can't read it correctly. Why don't you put your blind hate aside for a moment and read it without the typical negative liberal attitude.
 
Originally posted by: XZeroII
I would LOVE to see how he reinvented english. It makes more sense to me that you are the one who is drunk and thus can't read it correctly. Why don't you put your blind hate aside for a moment and read it without the typical negative liberal attitude.
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Yeah try using the tried and true negative attitude that the Republicans perfected during the Clinton era!
 
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