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Geekbabe

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Originally posted by: Moralpanic
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: rbloedow
Originally posted by: Geekbabe:confused:
Originally posted by: rbloedow Yea, facial hair sucks. I'd never grow out any of my facial hair just because I would feel like an old man. Facial hair is for geezers.
no it's for men who wanna savor the flavor :p love them goateed dudes :)

Savor the flavor of what? The steak they had for dinner because it got all over their upper lip??Q??!?


A goatee on a man is sexy,sexy,sexy that is all :)

The hair doesn't bother you when they're between your legs?

In order to get there,I've gotta find him attractive in the first place silly.That means a rugged looking fellow,smooth boys need not apply:)

 

Brutuskend

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Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: rbloedow
Originally posted by: Geekbabe:confused:
Originally posted by: rbloedow Yea, facial hair sucks. I'd never grow out any of my facial hair just because I would feel like an old man. Facial hair is for geezers.
no it's for men who wanna savor the flavor :p love them goateed dudes :)

Savor the flavor of what? The steak they had for dinner because it got all over their upper lip??Q??!?


A goatee on a man is sexy,sexy,sexy that is all :)

DAMN IT, NOW you say that AFTER... I spazzed out....

And yeah I suppose I can come up with a pic in a day or so....

I look strange (to me @ least) without a "Stash" and I already miss the Goatee. :(
 

RossGr

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'bout 10yrs ago, the wife talked me into shaving my beard, when it was gone she started hollerin' "Put it back! Put it BACK!" I haven't been there again.

God forbid my "comb thiny" should slip!

EDIT: OLD GEZZER AND PROUD OF IT!
 

Stratum9

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My God, I have nightmares about doing what you just did!

I'm as bald as my avatar but I have a neatly trimmed full beard with distinguished looking patches of white on the chin. I've had it for almost ten years and my wife agrees that I should never cut it off.

I've become rather attached to my beard and it contributes significantly to my self-esteme. So I've had plenty of bad dreams where for some reason it got cut off and I missed it terribly. I wake up feeling utterly distraut and then extremely thankful when I feel my face and it's still there!
 

zCypher

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Originally posted by: Stratum9
My God, I have nightmares about doing what you just did!

I'm as bald as my avatar but I have a neatly trimmed full beard with distinguished looking patches of white on the chin. I've had it for almost ten years and my wife agrees that I should never cut it off.

I've become rather attached to my beard and it contributes significantly to my self-esteme. So I've had plenty of bad dreams where for some reason it got cut off and I missed it terribly. I wake up feeling utterly distraut and then extremely thankful when I feel my face and it's still there!
lol .. for some reason that made me chuckle
 

WinkOsmosis

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Originally posted by: Stratum9
My God, I have nightmares about doing what you just did!

I'm as bald as my avatar but I have a neatly trimmed full beard with distinguished looking patches of white on the chin. I've had it for almost ten years and my wife agrees that I should never cut it off.

I've become rather attached to my beard and it contributes significantly to my self-esteme. So I've had plenty of bad dreams where for some reason it got cut off and I missed it terribly. I wake up feeling utterly distraut and then extremely thankful when I feel my face and it's still there!

I have bad dreams where I get a haircut. I'm not getting one any time soon.
 

Evadman

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Wow, the sexual inuendos are flying in this thread :p
 

Hayabusa Rider

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Originally posted by: MachFive
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Hey I remember when face sitting was considered a sport! :p

Errr ...wait was that fence sitting ? :)

It is, here's me after I won the gold medal. :)

Hey old dudes, remember the Producers with Gene Wilder and Zero Mostel? The director they found to do "Springtime for Hitler" (Roger Debris?) had a "friend" who looked just like this!

Edit, the characters name was Carmen Ghia
 

Jugernot

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Just because of this thread I took my beard trimmer and... shaved off my stache and goatee.

I haven't been without both for like 6 years. Since my Junior year in high school actually...

I look just like my dad when he was my age. :Q

Can't wait for it to grow back. :)
 

Feldenak

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Originally posted by: MachFive
Originally posted by: Moralpanic
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: rbloedow
Originally posted by: Geekbabe:confused:
Originally posted by: rbloedow Yea, facial hair sucks. I'd never grow out any of my facial hair just because I would feel like an old man. Facial hair is for geezers.
no it's for men who wanna savor the flavor :p love them goateed dudes :)

Savor the flavor of what? The steak they had for dinner because it got all over their upper lip??Q??!?


A goatee on a man is sexy,sexy,sexy that is all :)

The hair doesn't bother you when they're between your legs?

The last girl I did that to (A long time ago, mind you, so times may have changed) said it tickled in a GOOD way. ;-D

My fiancee does not like facial hair on me, she finds it irritating to certain parts of her anatomy. ;)
 

Geekbabe

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Originally posted by: Jugernot
Just because of this thread I took my beard trimmer and... shaved off my stache and goatee.

I haven't been without both for like 6 years. Since my Junior year in high school actually...

I look just like my dad when he was my age. :Q

Can't wait for it to grow back. :)

you shaved off your goatee because of a thread here? :Q

Lol,let me start a thread about people sending me Paypal:D
 

Brutuskend

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Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: Jugernot
Just because of this thread I took my beard trimmer and... shaved off my stache and goatee.

I haven't been without both for like 6 years. Since my Junior year in high school actually...

I look just like my dad when he was my age. :Q

Can't wait for it to grow back. :)

you shaved off your goatee because of a thread here? :Q

Lol,let me start a thread about people sending me Paypal:D

DAMN....GOOD IDEA!!! ;)

(Sorry I gave you the IDEA to cut it off! I'll shave in a day or so, get PIC's and then NEVER touch the Goatee again for a VERY VERY long time!)
 

Jugernot

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Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: Jugernot
Just because of this thread I took my beard trimmer and... shaved off my stache and goatee.

I haven't been without both for like 6 years. Since my Junior year in high school actually...

I look just like my dad when he was my age. :Q

Can't wait for it to grow back. :)

you shaved off your goatee because of a thread here? :Q

Lol,let me start a thread about people sending me Paypal:D

Yep, got me wondering what I looked like without em. I forgot... :)
 

Maetryx

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I guess my goatee is getting to be about 8 years old now also. I pretend like it hides my double chin. I also pretend like I got it from frequent contact "down there" on my wife. :D. Rubbed off on me or something.

That's not fair. SHE shaves. ;)
 

RyanM

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Originally posted by: Maetryx
I guess my goatee is getting to be about 8 years old now also. I pretend like it hides my double chin. I also pretend like I got it from frequent contact "down there" on my wife. :D. Rubbed off on me or something.

That's not fair. SHE shaves. ;)

He's being serious.

I kid you not - One MONTH after my first trip muff-diving, I suddenly had hair sprouting up all over myself. Before that, I had to limit my facial hair to a wannabe Gilligan goatee.
 

Jugernot

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Originally posted by: MachFive
Originally posted by: Maetryx
I guess my goatee is getting to be about 8 years old now also. I pretend like it hides my double chin. I also pretend like I got it from frequent contact "down there" on my wife. :D. Rubbed off on me or something.

That's not fair. SHE shaves. ;)

He's being serious.

I kid you not - One MONTH after my first trip muff-diving, I suddenly had hair sprouting up all over myself. Before that, I had to limit my facial hair to a wannabe Gilligan goatee.

I guess REAL men just grow it on our own. I've been growing facial hair since I was 13. :p

Mine didn't grow any faster after going down on my girlfriend quite a few times.
 

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Originally posted by: Jugernot
Originally posted by: MachFive
Originally posted by: Maetryx
I guess my goatee is getting to be about 8 years old now also. I pretend like it hides my double chin. I also pretend like I got it from frequent contact "down there" on my wife. :D. Rubbed off on me or something.

That's not fair. SHE shaves. ;)

He's being serious.

I kid you not - One MONTH after my first trip muff-diving, I suddenly had hair sprouting up all over myself. Before that, I had to limit my facial hair to a wannabe Gilligan goatee.

I guess REAL men just grow it on our own. I've been growing facial hair since I was 13. :p

Mine didn't grow any faster after going down on my girlfriend quite a few times.

Well, perhaps it's not true. I didn't suddently sprout hair on my nose or my fingers, so I guess maybe my theory is off.
 

Jugernot

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Hahahaha, I got to work today and everyone is looking at me strange, but they didn't say a thing. Well I went and got a hair cut to add to the shock of shaving my stache and goatee yesterday. I got back from my haircut and everyone is like, "WOW, where'd you get your haircut? You look so diffffeeerrrrent.... hmmm" No one can figure out that I shaved. It's amazing.

I've worked here for over 2 years and I've had the facial hair the whole time. No one has seen me without it.

This is hilarious!
 

WinkOsmosis

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Originally posted by: Jugernot
Hahahaha, I got to work today and everyone is looking at me strange, but they didn't say a thing. Well I went and got a hair cut to add to the shock of shaving my stache and goatee yesterday. I got back from my haircut and everyone is like, "WOW, where'd you get your haircut? You look so diffffeeerrrrent.... hmmm" No one can figure out that I shaved. It's amazing.

I've worked here for over 2 years and I've had the facial hair the whole time. No one has seen me without it.

This is hilarious!

Sounds like the jokes on you, sucker.