oops.....! (Another Brutuskend JOKE)

Brutuskend

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A young Internet entrepreneur named Brett leased an apartment and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.

While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.

As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. Poor Brett broke out into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.

After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him,
"What would you say is my best feature?"

Flustered and embarrassed, Brett finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!"

Astounded and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My butt is firm and solid!
Look at my skin--no blemishes anywhere! How can you feel that the best part of my body is my ears?"

Clearing his throat, Brett stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming ... That was me!"



:Q
 

rival

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heh, reminds me of that scene in detroit rock city where the kid is in the car with the older woman and you can 'hear someone coming'
 

MichaelD

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Originally posted by: UberDave
bahahah

Heck yeah! Good one. I enjoy your daily joke threads...it's like Dear Abby...you just get used to them and HAVE TO read it. :)
 

Brutuskend

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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: UberDave
bahahah

Heck yeah! Good one. I enjoy your daily joke threads...it's like Dear Abby...you just get used to them and HAVE TO read it. :)


Well I may have to pass the torch here in a few days.

I have to be out of my house by the 3rd or so, the computer at work refuses to hook up correctly to the Internet. I'm trying to guy a house, but it hasn't panned out yet. And though there is a possibility I may have a temp house arraigned, right now nothing is concrete.

I may end up Living in a VAN, DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!


( I WILL be back though!!!!!)
 

BlamoHammer

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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: UberDave
bahahah

Heck yeah! Good one. I enjoy your daily joke threads...it's like Dear Abby...you just get used to them and HAVE TO read it. :)


Well I may have to pass the torch here in a few days.

I have to be out of my house by the 3rd or so, the computer at work refuses to hook up correctly to the Internet. I'm trying to guy a house, but it hasn't panned out yet. And though there is a possibility I may have a temp house arraigned, right now nothing is concrete.

I may end up Living in a VAN, DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!


( I WILL be back though!!!!!)

Just get a laptop with WiFi and cruise through the neighborhoods until you latch onto someone's network.
 

Lithium381

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May 12, 2001
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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: UberDave
bahahah

Heck yeah! Good one. I enjoy your daily joke threads...it's like Dear Abby...you just get used to them and HAVE TO read it. :)


i try to read as many as i can every day

 

bmacd

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Jan 15, 2001
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definitely one of your better jokes. I give it a 9/10. Good luck with your house.

-=bmacd=-