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five40

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Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend
AUUUGHHH...my stupid ass apple just dripped on my blouse as I bit into it...now it looks like my boob leaked :eek:

See, apples are EVIL.
 

Tom

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maybe in solidarity we should all go to the apple user icon during this test of human endurance.
 

Homerboy

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Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend
AUUUGHHH...my stupid ass apple just dripped on my blouse as I bit into it...now it looks like my boob leaked :eek:

Blouse?
Your a woman?
heh... everyone calling you "dude" and such too

Edit: wait your not the OP... damn it. I'm losing it.
Ignore me (if you don't already)
 

five40

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Originally posted by: Mik3y
if you win, what are you going to make your friend eat?

I'm thinking oranges. Though he has to agree. It's not like he gets to pick bagles and cream cheese, but it'll be a fruit.
 

oogabooga

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make him eat gummy bears :) a friend of mine did that, he gave up on day 5, he couldn't make it though. I think at one point he was physically shaking. Bawhahahaha....

you know as only a revenge for having to eat just apples.
 

Sundog

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If you are having this much trouble with apples, then make him eat apples also!!!

What about putting apples in a food processor, apple sauce?
 

tynopik

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i could have told you it would be easier to eat NOTHING than to eat JUST APPLES

seriously, fasting for 5 days isn't going to kill you, and it will be hella easier on your stomach than all those apples
 

igowerf

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Originally posted by: five40
Originally posted by: Mik3y
if you win, what are you going to make your friend eat?

I'm thinking oranges. Though he has to agree. It's not like he gets to pick bagles and cream cheese, but it'll be a fruit.

I have trouble finishing just one apple, but I could eat oranges all day. I don't know about all week though. Oranges sound easier to eat for an entire week than apples though. How about bananas? Or tomatos?
 

Mookow

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Originally posted by: JetBlack69
Make your friend eat pickles!!!

Nah, make him eat the old high-calorie-no-fiber MRE's. Three of them a day, and limit his water supply a bit. He'll be able to make a wall with his sh!t, because they'll be bricks.
 

MDE

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Have your friend eat prunes or plums. It'll make your apple squirts look like a everyday occurence.
 

Rayden

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Wow. I think we need to add a poll to thid so we can choose what his friend will eat.
 

Eavan

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heh. I had to go on an all-liquid diet for two weeks due to a jaw condition (TMJ). And I thought that sucked... ate a lot of applesauce though. And pudding. I hate pudding so much now.
 

five40

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Originally posted by: PsychoticIdiot
wow, youre still doing it? id of quit by now

Yeah I'm still going. Day 3 is nearing an end. 2 days, 2 hours, 52 minutes to go. Nights suck so big time. The headaches start to come on strong and the party in the bathroom really gets going.