LordMorpheus
Diamond Member
Completely kick-ass Thai action flick, picked it up for cheap (pirated, most likely) when I was in China, over the summer.
More elbows, knees, and elbows and knees at the same time to the face of any movie I have ever seen. On top of that, you don't even have to pretend to care about the plot because the subtitles are just random english words at the bottom of the screen that make no sense whatsoever. A great example, let me retype the movie description from the back of the case:
"In the businessman that the teach county Thailand, statue of Buddha is a sacred and inviolable saint thing, however onhelping shameless howeversell the statue of Buddha for the sake of personal personal desires. Day the head of the statue of Buddha for for the sake of searching the home townrobbing, alone arrive at Bangkok, and fortune upon to eend to seindle to rare with the, and the mistake take ased the own same villiage. Pass by a unexpected obs tacles, under is with the's help, day the buildup forfor by dint of whole body effort, finally seeking returningstatue of Buddha, and will selling the statue of Buddha destroy completely, however . . ."
This is verbatim from the back. Spelling, word spacing, etc. is all the back's, not mine. Hahaha
Cliffs:
"We bought a Thai-english dictionary and translated it word by word, good luck pulling meaning from this mess."
But the action is completely hardcore awesome. I mean, hell, kicks a car door so hard the guy sitting inside come flying out the other side!! How cool is that?
More elbows, knees, and elbows and knees at the same time to the face of any movie I have ever seen. On top of that, you don't even have to pretend to care about the plot because the subtitles are just random english words at the bottom of the screen that make no sense whatsoever. A great example, let me retype the movie description from the back of the case:
"In the businessman that the teach county Thailand, statue of Buddha is a sacred and inviolable saint thing, however onhelping shameless howeversell the statue of Buddha for the sake of personal personal desires. Day the head of the statue of Buddha for for the sake of searching the home townrobbing, alone arrive at Bangkok, and fortune upon to eend to seindle to rare with the, and the mistake take ased the own same villiage. Pass by a unexpected obs tacles, under is with the's help, day the buildup forfor by dint of whole body effort, finally seeking returningstatue of Buddha, and will selling the statue of Buddha destroy completely, however . . ."
This is verbatim from the back. Spelling, word spacing, etc. is all the back's, not mine. Hahaha
Cliffs:
"We bought a Thai-english dictionary and translated it word by word, good luck pulling meaning from this mess."
But the action is completely hardcore awesome. I mean, hell, kicks a car door so hard the guy sitting inside come flying out the other side!! How cool is that?
