One Upping Brutuskend Joke

[Fritzo]

A guy goes to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor has him strip and begins the exam. After the doctor kneels down for the hernia test, he notices the guy's balls are blue.

"Umm...did you notice this discoloration on your testicles?" the doctor asked.
"No! What could be causing it? Is it serious?"
"Well," the doctor replies, "I'm afraid I've seen this before. We'll have to remove your testicles to prevent this from spreading."

The guy panics at first, but decides he doesn't want to take any life threatening risks, so he complies.

Two weeks after the surgery, the guy goes in for a checkup. The doctor starts reading him his chart: "I've finished your followup, and I'm afraid that your penis has started turning blue as well. We're going to have to remove it." The guy freaks out. "WHAT??? But..but...how will I pee???"

"Well, we'll put a plastic tube in place of your penis. You'll be able to urinate normally out of that," the doctor answers.

The guy has the surgery, then returns another two weeks later for a followup, and he's not happy. "Doc! What is going on??? Now this tube is starting to turn blue! What's wrong with me???"

The doctor scratches his head a moment, an then asks "Wait a minute...do you wear jeans?"

 

[bignateyk]

:thumbsdown::thumbsdown:

 

[waggy]

BOOOO

BOOOOO!

 

[Unheard]

BOOO HISSSSSS *throws tomato*

 

[Phokus]

I don't think you one upped brutuskend... i say it's a tie for horrible

 

[daveshel]

It was much better in the version where the tailor tells they guy if he wore a size whatever he would have constant headaches.

 

[alkemyst]

please don't tell anymore jokes here.

 

[TheTony]

I laughed, but I shouldn't have.

 

[Hyperlite]

ok, i laughed.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: alkemyst
please don't tell anymore jokes here.

What are you talking about??? That was GOLD Jerry!!!!

 

[ShadowOfMyself]

Originally posted by: TheTony
I laughed, but I shouldn't have.

 

[imported_Baloo]

Clearly whoever wrote that idiotic joke never wore jeans, Jeans don't turn one's private parts blue.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: Baloo
Clearly whoever wrote that idiotic joke never wore jeans, Jeans don't turn one's private parts blue.

They do if you go commando and they're new. Had it happen

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: daveshel
It was much better in the version where the tailor tells they guy if he wore a size whatever he would have constant headaches.

 

[HammerCurl]

Originally posted by: Unheard
BOOO HISSSSSS *throws tomato*

 

[Jeff7]

So, would he benefit from jeanetic therapy?

 

[Inspector Jihad]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
So, would he benefit from jeanetic therapy?

A+++++++++++

 

[arrfep]

How that joke won $200, I'll never know.

 

[Corporate Thug]

:thumbsdown:

 

[ViviTheMage]

yawnnn

 

[wiredspider]

wasn't this from maxim? i don't quite get it though , jeans don't make you blue

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: daveshel
It was much better in the version where the tailor tells they guy if he wore a size whatever he would have constant headaches.

Yeah, that's the one I'm familiar with.