One thing StarWars bothers me about...

[dighn]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
Probably the same reason the lightsaber is hot enough to melt a huge hole in the door on that trade federation ship in EP1 and yet doesn't cause its users hands to burst into flames while he's holding it.

the users don't hold the beam 😕

anyway it's just a movie so "realistically" bolts should move much faster. andlike somebody said, the jedis can deflect the bolts not because the bolts are slow but rather b/c the jedi are just psychic.

 

[Supermanowar]

Star Wars bothers be about a bunch of stuff, too. Mostly it wakes me up in the middle of the night and is all like "hey man, can I get a glass of water?" then I'm all like "yes! You're, like, 30 years old. You can get your own water" and it's all like "I like to hear you talk" and I'm all like "what? You're moving out tomorrow."

 

[Slvrtg277]

Originally posted by: jEct2
If their technology is so advanced, why do they shoot those slow ass photon lasers that Jedi can easily deflect? Why don't they shoot with conventional rifles and guns?

Let's see if Anakin can dodge my AK-47.... :beer:

Because it wasn't in the script. Why didn't the dude in Shawshank Redemption just stay in prison? Why didn't Marty make some copies of that sports almanac??

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Originally posted by: SilentZero
I have been a fan of star wars since the late 70's when it came out...but seriously people...its only a MOVIE!!! Get a hobby!

It's a TV show. GET A LIFE!!! Best SNL piece evar. Shatner yelling at Star Trek geeks.

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: Argo

Originally posted by: The Boss
i am almost 22 and havent seen a single starwars movie 😛

I've seen 4,5,6,1 and 2 but just because I happened to be at somebody's house when they were watching it. I haven't seen 3 yet and as a matter of fact I don't plan to 🙂

Well, let me be the first to give you guys a fvcking cookie!



Congratulations on your superior ePenis accomplishments!

 

[cmdrmoocow]

Originally posted by: Supermanowar
Star Wars bothers be about a bunch of stuff, too. Mostly it wakes me up in the middle of the night and is all like "hey man, can I get a glass of water?" then I'm all like "yes! You're, like, 30 years old. You can get your own water" and it's all like "I like to hear you talk" and I'm all like "what? You're moving out tomorrow."

😕