lol, anyone care to try 
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What you did not know about Windows XP
Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit.
As we were talking I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows XP on my
PC. I told him how happy I was with this operating system, and showed him the
Windows XP CD. To my surprise he threw it into my microwave oven and turned the
oven on. Instantly I got very upset, because the CD had become precious to me,
but he said: 'Do not worry, it is unharmed.' After a few minutes he took the CD
out, gave it to me and said: 'Take a close look at it.' To my surprise the CD
was quite cold to hold and it seemed to be heavier than before. At first I
could not see anything, but on the inner edge of the central hole I saw a
inscription, an inscription finer than anything I have ever seen before. The
inscription shone piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if out of a great
depth:
12413AEB2ED4FA5E6F7D78E78BEDE8209450920F923A40EE10E510CC98D444AA08E1324
'I cannot understand the fiery letters,' I said.
'No, but I can,' he said. 'The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but the
language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But in common
English this is what it says:'
One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them,
One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them...
(Posted by gorgia at alt.cracks)
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What you did not know about Windows XP
Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit.
As we were talking I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows XP on my
PC. I told him how happy I was with this operating system, and showed him the
Windows XP CD. To my surprise he threw it into my microwave oven and turned the
oven on. Instantly I got very upset, because the CD had become precious to me,
but he said: 'Do not worry, it is unharmed.' After a few minutes he took the CD
out, gave it to me and said: 'Take a close look at it.' To my surprise the CD
was quite cold to hold and it seemed to be heavier than before. At first I
could not see anything, but on the inner edge of the central hole I saw a
inscription, an inscription finer than anything I have ever seen before. The
inscription shone piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if out of a great
depth:
12413AEB2ED4FA5E6F7D78E78BEDE8209450920F923A40EE10E510CC98D444AA08E1324
'I cannot understand the fiery letters,' I said.
'No, but I can,' he said. 'The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but the
language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But in common
English this is what it says:'
One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them,
One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them...
(Posted by gorgia at alt.cracks)
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