One of the worst experiences I ever had

[TehMac]

I had these fries from jack N box, and I had cold milk then I ate four gummies.
Maybe an hour later OMG! Huge stomach pain Went to the bathroom and I felt slightly better Then HUUUUUGE stomach pain
I carried in groceries in (mum arrived, help carried that stuff in) fast as I could, then, ran to the bathroom, each step more painful it was hard for me to breathe
I then went into the bathroom it was painful as hell I used the shower on cold to keep me cool because I was sweating and then, I was able to relieve myself. But holy fuck, One of the most painful experiences I had...in that area anyway

Do you really think this something we needed to know about? TMI!

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[mooglemania85]

:camera:'s?

 

[Epic Fail]

Dood, you did what in the shower?!?

 

[akshatp]

Originally posted by: TehMac
I had these fries from jack N box, and I had cold milk then I ate four gummies.
Maybe an hour later OMG! Huge stomach pain Went to the bathroom and I felt slightly better Then HUUUUUGE stomach pain
I carried in groceries in (mum arrived, help carried that stuff in) fast as I could, then, ran to the bathroom, each step more painful it was hard for me to breathe
I then went into the bathroom it was painful as hell I used the shower on cold to keep me cool because I was sweating and then, I was able to relieve myself. But holy fuck, One of the most painful experiences I had...in that area anyway

Wait? You releived yourself in the shower?

Gross.

 

[mooglemania85]

When your stomach kinda hurts
and your anus starts to squirt:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you?re in the bathroom soaping
and your butt starts the opening:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you do a little dance
and it's gooey in yer pants:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When your tummy?s feeling funny
and your pants are hot n? runny:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you don?t feel like a winner
and your butt blows out your dinner:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you start to beg and pray
and your butt begins to spray:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.