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Yeeny

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Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equalling a hundred miles.

:D ;)
 
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Brutuskend

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Why do women make poor construction workers?

Because all their lives they have been told that this


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Is six inches.
 
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Yeeny

Lifer
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Originally posted by: illusion88
Why are women smarter then men?


THEY AREN'T HAHAHAHAHAH!~~@!~!!!!!!!!#@%$^
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Off with his head!!! :|

hammer, I know you only call me dork out of love. so I won't neuter you right yet.

;)
 
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Brutuskend

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something intelligent?

A: When she starts off with "A man once told me...." ;)
 
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Yeeny

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A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?





Dating children.

;)
 
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Hammer

Lifer
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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They'd rather sit in the dark and b1tch. :p
 
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Brutuskend

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Yeeny
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?





Dating children.

;)
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And your point is...?
rolleye.gif
;)
 
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KGB1

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Damn that's true... :eek:

I went around Montreal using a pocket map.. I found everywhere I wanted to go...
Well I'd rather imagine its bigger than it really is anyway. I mean in reality I wouldn't live with myself then... :eek:
 
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Jmman

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OK.....you opened yourself up to some of these.........:p

What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Why is it called PMS? -- Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


I'll apologize in advance.......:eek:
 
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Yeeny

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oh, hammer, good one, your going down for that one. :| ;)

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk.

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

:D
 
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Brutuskend

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You know what P.M.S. stands for don't you?

Punish My Spouse


And to redeem myself....

What's the difference between a MAN and a US Savings bond?

The Savings bond matures.
 
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Yeeny

Lifer
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Did you notice everything that is a problem, starts with men?

Menopause

Mental Illness

Menstruation

etc, so on....


yeah Brutuskend, bash those men, you go girlfriend!! ;)
 
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Orsorum

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Can I borrow your high heels and old lingerie, geekbabe?

It's for, uh... strategic sheep purposes.
 
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ndee

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Originally posted by: illusion88
Why are women smarter then men?















THEY AREN'T HAHAHAHAHAH!~~@!~!!!!!!!!#@%$^
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lol thanks for that water on my keyboard.
 
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hans007

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Yeeny
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?





Dating children.

;)
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r kelly and michael jackson have been bashed enough. stop the insanity hahhhahaaha
 
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