One of my subordinates sent me an amusing email

[elektrolokomotive]

Originally posted by: MaxDepth

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Did you reply: "Relax--don't do it."

When you want to come?

Umm... I'd rather not hear from Employee Relations today.

 

[sixone]

I don't know what's so funny to you guys.

Monday is "Work Really Hard Day".
Tuesday is "Work Almost as Hard as Monday Day".
Wednesday is "Oh, God - Will This Week Ever End? Day".
Thursday is "DAMMIT THIS WEEK IS LASTING FORVEVER Day".
Friday is "Relax Day".
Saturday is "Shopping and Grooming Day".
Sunday is "Oh, No - It's Almost Monday Day."

Like, you know? Like, doesn't everybody have like, special names for the days of the week?

 

[SparkyJJO]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Every day is relax day... Seriously, you people care way too much about work. In a hundred years, not one single accomplishment in your work will be remembered. Neither will time spent relaxing. Which would you rather do?

Remind me to never hire you.

 

[preslove]

Show me your tits?

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: SparkyJJO

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Every day is relax day... Seriously, you people care way too much about work. In a hundred years, not one single accomplishment in your work will be remembered. Neither will time spent relaxing. Which would you rather do?

Remind me to never hire you.

Oh please, like you'd hire me anyway after reading anything I've posted on these forums... If you did, your boss would be maaaaaaaddddd....

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: sixone
I don't know what's so funny to you guys.

Monday is "Work Really Hard Day".
Tuesday is "Work Almost as Hard as Monday Day".
Wednesday is "Oh, God - Will This Week Ever End? Day".
Thursday is "DAMMIT THIS WEEK IS LASTING FORVEVER Day".
Friday is "Relax Day".
Saturday is "Shopping and Grooming Day".
Sunday is "Oh, No - It's Almost Monday Day."

Like, you know? Like, doesn't everybody have like, special names for the days of the week?

Monday is "Fap Day".
Tuesday is "Fap Day".
Wednesday is "Fap Day".
Thursday is "Fap Day".
Friday is "Fap Day".
Saturday is "Shopping and Grooming and Fap Day".
Sunday is "Oh, No - It's Almost Monday Day (and Fap)."

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: sixone
I don't know what's so funny to you guys.

Monday is "Work Really Hard Day".
Tuesday is "Work Almost as Hard as Monday Day".
Wednesday is "Oh, God - Will This Week Ever End? Day".
Thursday is "DAMMIT THIS WEEK IS LASTING FORVEVER Day".
Friday is "Relax Day".
Saturday is "Shopping and Grooming Day".
Sunday is "Oh, No - It's Almost Monday Day."

Like, you know? Like, doesn't everybody have like, special names for the days of the week?

Monday is "Fap Day".
Tuesday is "Fap Day".
Wednesday is "Fap Day".
Thursday is "Fap Day".
Friday is "Fap Day".
Saturday is "Shopping and Grooming and Fap Day".
Sunday is "Oh, No - It's Almost Monday Day (and Fap)."

Shens. I see nothing about sammiches in there.

 

[DAGTA]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Every day is relax day... Seriously, you people care way too much about work. In a hundred years, not one single accomplishment in your work will be remembered. Neither will time spent relaxing. Which would you rather do?

Pretty much in agreement. I do my work, and I try to do it well, but stressing over it is pointless.

 

[PrinceofWands]

Originally posted by: DAGTA

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Every day is relax day... Seriously, you people care way too much about work. In a hundred years, not one single accomplishment in your work will be remembered. Neither will time spent relaxing. Which would you rather do?

Pretty much in agreement. I do my work, and I try to do it well, but stressing over it is pointless.

:thumbsup:
:beer:

Said it before, I'll say it again: Work isn't important in life, it's what gets in the way of what's important in life.

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: sixone
I don't know what's so funny to you guys.

Monday is "Work Really Hard Day".
Tuesday is "Work Almost as Hard as Monday Day".
Wednesday is "Oh, God - Will This Week Ever End? Day".
Thursday is "DAMMIT THIS WEEK IS LASTING FORVEVER Day".
Friday is "Relax Day".
Saturday is "Shopping and Grooming Day".
Sunday is "Oh, No - It's Almost Monday Day."

Like, you know? Like, doesn't everybody have like, special names for the days of the week?

Monday is "Fap Day".
Tuesday is "Fap Day".
Wednesday is "Fap Day".
Thursday is "Fap Day".
Friday is "Fap Day".
Saturday is "Shopping and Grooming and Fap Day".
Sunday is "Oh, No - It's Almost Monday Day (and Fap)."

Shens. I see nothing about sammiches in there.

no sammiches means you aren't in the kitchen doing your job, woman!

just kidding, six :heart:

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon
no sammiches means you aren't in the kitchen doing your job, woman!

just kidding, six :heart:

Damn right, I'm not!!

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon
no sammiches means you aren't in the kitchen doing your job, woman!

just kidding, six :heart:

Damn right, I'm not!!

don't make me crack the whip! oh... you'd like it wouldn't you? :evil:

 

[pontifex]

why is this so funny?

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: pontifex
why is this so funny?

Because he secretly wants to DHITB

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

Originally posted by: sixone
I don't know what's so funny to you guys.

Monday is "Work Really Hard Day".
Tuesday is "Work Almost as Hard as Monday Day".
Wednesday is "Oh, God - Will This Week Ever End? Day".
Thursday is "DAMMIT THIS WEEK IS LASTING FORVEVER Day".
Friday is "Relax Day".
Saturday is "Shopping and Grooming Day".
Sunday is "Oh, No - It's Almost Monday Day."

Like, you know? Like, doesn't everybody have like, special names for the days of the week?

Nah Monday's more like ease into the week kinda day but then you realize after meetings and discussions with coworkers that there's a lot of crap to be done. However it's a Monday so you take it slow and you push it so Tuesday is my work really hard day. Wed is a possible work hard too but start thinking about the week ending. Thursday is the ADSFAFAWER work hard and look forward to dave & busters and Friday.

 

[imported_Baloo]

To use the term "subordinate" when referring to your employees, you must be a real dick of a boss. In this day and age that no one else here has flamed the OP for using that term is surprising They are not subordinate to you, they just work for you. Outside of work, they are your equal, don't think for a minute any of them see you as a superior being.

 

[SearchMaster]

Originally posted by: Baloo
To use the term "subordinate" when referring to your employees, you must be a real dick of a boss. In this day and age that no one else here has flamed the OP for using that term is surprising They are not subordinate to you, they just work for you. Outside of work, they are your equal, don't think for a minute any of them see you as a superior being.

You obviously don't have subordinates.

 

[MedicBob]

Originally posted by: SearchMaster

Originally posted by: Baloo
To use the term "subordinate" when referring to your employees, you must be a real dick of a boss. In this day and age that no one else here has flamed the OP for using that term is surprising They are not subordinate to you, they just work for you. Outside of work, they are your equal, don't think for a minute any of them see you as a superior being.

You obviously don't have subordinates.

My coworker is now asking why I am laughing now...


Thanks.

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: Baloo
To use the term "subordinate" when referring to your employees, you must be a real dick of a boss. In this day and age that no one else here has flamed the OP for using that term is surprising They are not subordinate to you, they just work for you. Outside of work, they are your equal, don't think for a minute any of them see you as a superior being.

bwahahahhahahahahahhahah

Your attitude is the very definition of insubordination, you subordinate. Fail at playing the game properly nor have you ever had subordinates. You need to work on your "organizational awareness" skills.

 

[Bignate603]

Tell her if she wants to relax and get less work done that's fine, you'll just relax and right a smaller amount on her paycheck.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: Baloo
To use the term "subordinate" when referring to your employees, you must be a real dick of a boss. In this day and age that no one else here has flamed the OP for using that term is surprising They are not subordinate to you, they just work for you. Outside of work, they are your equal, don't think for a minute any of them see you as a superior being.

bwahahahhahahahahahhahah

Your attitude is the very definition of insubordination, you subordinate. Fail at playing the game properly nor have you ever had subordinates. You need to work on your "organizational awareness" skills.

Baloo has a point. I've always thought calling someone a subordinate meant you think they are inferior, as in lower class.

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: Baloo
They are not subordinate to you, they just work for you.

That *IS* a subordinate, whether you think it's not touchy-feely enough or not.

 

[TruePaige]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: Baloo
To use the term "subordinate" when referring to your employees, you must be a real dick of a boss. In this day and age that no one else here has flamed the OP for using that term is surprising They are not subordinate to you, they just work for you. Outside of work, they are your equal, don't think for a minute any of them see you as a superior being.

bwahahahhahahahahahhahah

Your attitude is the very definition of insubordination, you subordinate. Fail at playing the game properly nor have you ever had subordinates. You need to work on your "organizational awareness" skills.

Baloo has a point. I've always thought calling someone a subordinate meant you think they are inferior, as in lower class.

I'm with you Mosh, I've never called anyone I supervised my subordinate..and I'd feel like a dick if I did.

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: geno

Originally posted by: Baloo
They are not subordinate to you, they just work for you.

That *IS* a subordinate, whether you think it's not touchy-feely enough or not.

Exactly, by definition and organization.

 

[nageov3t]

you should ask her how relaxed she's going to be when she spends all weekend looking for a new job and filing for unemployment