One of my friends got fired from his job at a keyboard factory

[Red Squirrel]

He wasn't putting in enough shifts.

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

Factory needs more CTRL.

 

[Hans Gruber]

Did they Ctrl-Alt-Del him or was it an Alt F4 dismissal?

 

[SKORPI0]

He's gonna have to find ALT employment.

 

[BFG10K]

Looks like he got kneecapped keycapped.

 

[BurnItDwn]

They should be happy he didnt put XTra shift. Where is he going to work AT next?

 

[Ajay]

I hope he made a clean ESCape.

 

[BoomerD]

So...Red Squirrel's friend is shiftless?

 

[snoopy7548]

And then he went Home.

 

[MrBailey]

unlurking to post this...

Please Delete this thread.

 

[Torn Mind]

Now he's keeping a Tab on all his former coworkers to get his revenge.

 

[Charmonium]

Keyboard puns? CR,LF at your own risk

 

[Stiff Clamp]

Always sad when guys lose <CTRL> and consequently get <delete>d from their lucrative jobs.


Now's his chance to <enter> the <Space> Force, and <Insert> himself into a whole new industry.

 

[Ajay]

Always sad when guys lose <CTRL> and consequently get <delete>d from their lucrative jobs.


Now's his chance to <enter> the <Space> Force, and <Insert> himself into a whole new industry.

Impressive - I think we have a winner

 

[MrSquished]

Impressive - I think we have a winner

Print Screen his post for posterity

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

No fair!! Stolen!! Rigged!!! I demand a CTRL-F5!!!!

 

[sdifox]

unlurking to post this...

Please Delete this thread.

Lurker! Mine!

 

[balloonshark]

Someone needs to put an END to this madness.

 

[MrSquished]

Someone needs to put an END to this madness.

Please just hold your horses and PAUSE for a minute. Seems this thread has taken a SHIFT towards an ALTernate ending, there is no ESCape. Keep your PG DN and head for the chopper!

 

[snoopy7548]

Pause

 

[Torn Mind]

Well, he had a habit of INSERTing things into the BACKSPACE.