One more joke

[Calin]

A nuclear missile base.
One soldier must finish painting a missile before the inspection come. The missile is huge and the soldier is tired of painting and painting and painting. He takes the paint bucket and throw it on top of the missile, the paint flows down the missile and - it's ready.
The inspection comes, a general leading. The general looks at the missile, he saw the bucket on top of the missile and asks:
- What is that, soldier?
- .... A ionic engine, sir.
- !!! _I can see that is a ionic engine by myself, but I am asking: Why it isn't painted?

Calin

 

[DurocShark]

😕

 

[DeeKnow]

ok.. this one is trying to be funny ... 1/10

 

[Scarpozzi]

Ok...I give that one a 2/10.

 

[Psycho18]

😕

 

[Ilmater]

Originally posted by: Calin
- !!! _I can see that is a ionic engine by myself, but I am asking: Why it isn't painted?

Calin

This isn't even proper english. 1/20

 

[Calin]

Originally posted by: Ilmater

Originally posted by: Calin
- !!! _I can see that is a ionic engine by myself, but I am asking: Why it isn't painted?

Calin

This isn't even proper english. 1/20

Thank you - and I will be glad if you could tell me how it is right. I will be glad, in exchange, to correct you on every mistake you do on my home language

Calin

 

[NuclearNed]

This joke is gasping for breath in its struggle to be funny.

 

[StrangerGuy]

That's not funny.

 

[xEDIT409]

WHHHHHHHHHHHHAT???!!?!!

 

[iamme]

i have a feeling these jokes are translated from another language, where they might actually be funny.

as the saying goes.....teh funnay was lost in the translation.

 

[cain]

what did i tell you calin?

 

[Kipper]

What's the punchline?

I want my 40 seconds back.

 

[maziwanka]

seriously, wtf.

but, i give 10 points for effort.

 

[dquan97]

1/10 for effort

 

[ThePresence]

Don't quit your dayjob.

 

[imported_Pablo]

an ionic...

 

[lokiju]

1/10

 

[zimu]

2/10

 

[geno]

heh I get it. took me a second 😀

The general looked at *the bucket* and asked what it was. Upon hearing that it's an ionic engine, the general asks why it isn't painted (the bucket) 😛

 

[tranceport]

Originally posted by: Calin

Originally posted by: Ilmater

Originally posted by: Calin
- !!! _I can see that is a ionic engine by myself, but I am asking: Why it isn't painted?

Calin

This isn't even proper english. 1/20

Thank you - and I will be glad if you could tell me how it is right. I will be glad, in exchange, to correct you on every mistake you do on my home language

Calin

HAhahha.. pwned :beer:

 

[Ogg]

Originally posted by: ThePresence
Don't quit your dayjob.

 

[Aharami]

sorry. that was really bad. had to read it twice cuz i thought i missed the funny part the first time

0/10

 

[Gurck]

Sorry, it just isn't funny..

 

[Spooner]

How is this even considered to be a joke?