One mans addition to the gene pool...400 kids

[imported_Champ]

http://www.newsweek.com/id/227104?GT1=43002

I read this and all I could think was goddamn

 

[TridenT]

http://www.newsweek.com/id/227104?GT1=43002

I read this and all I could think was goddamn

He's a real champ, not an imported_Champ. :twisted:

 

[Eli]

OK, that's fucked up.



Edit:

That was actually a really good article. :thumbsup;

 

[lupi]

interesting, with that name and area he could be related, albeit the old fashioned way.

 

[Bignate603]

Wow, he has enough kids that they can get a statistically meaningful sampling of his children. That's pretty crazy.

 

[imported_Champ]

He's a real champ, not an imported_Champ. :twisted:

If I father half the children he does I would consider myself a success...

 

[SunSamurai]

I wonder if he has an alter of Genghis Khan.

"I loved having kids, and to have these women doomed to wandering around with no family didn't seem right, and it's easy to come up with a semen donation," he says. "You would get a personal phone call from a nurse saying, 'The situation is urgent! We have a woman ovulating this morning. Can you be here in a half hour?' "

LLLLLLLOL


Also, the people in charge of not allowing for some sort of system to make sure half brothers and sisters dont date need to be tossed in jail. Contributing to ignorance that can lead to children in pain is never a good policy.

 

[Cattykit]

That's at least 400 official jerk-off.

 

[Sluggo]

That's at least 400 official jerk-off.

So he is about halfway to becoming a regular poster here?

 

[TheVrolok]

Wow, impressive.

 

[Cattykit]

So he is about halfway to becoming a regular poster here?

Isn't the post count = jerk-off count?
Hold on, I need to have one more go to match my posting count.

 

[venkman]

He literally wins at life.

 

[coldmeat]

I was expecting to read about a guy that had sex with at least 400 women.

 

[rh71]

paid to wank it twice a week? That's an ATOT dream job come true.

 

[ScottyB]

I wonder if he has an alter of Genghis Khan.

LLLLLLLOL


Also, the people in charge of not allowing for some sort of system to make sure half brothers and sisters dont date need to be tossed in jail. Contributing to ignorance that can lead to children in pain is never a good policy.

Why does it matter? They weren't raised as brother and sister. They just have similar genetic material.

 

[SandEagle]

That's at least 400 official jerk-off.

at $20 a pop too

 

[zerocool84]

If this was in California, all the women would sue him for child support.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

If this was in California, all the women would sue him for child support.

That would suck...

 

[SunSamurai]

Why does it matter? They weren't raised as brother and sister. They just have similar genetic material.

You answered your own question.

 

[Spike]

Man, wanking for money... does it get any better?

 

[OverVolt]

So they can share all their little thoughts like...

"When your in the left turn lane do you try and match up the timing on all the blinkers"

"Oh me too omg@@!"

"Yeah they seem like they are synced up really well and then they aren't synced anymore, what the hell were they even synced up to begin with?"

 

[dainthomas]

You answered your own question.

But it would take more than one generation of inbreeding to get any kind of adverse genetic conditions cropping up. Look at royal families that practiced it, they could go many generation before any weirdness showed up. In the unlikely event two of the half-siblings from the article had a kid, it's not like a cyclops with eight legs would pop out.