One for the ladies

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A woman gave birth to her baby.

The doctor came in, and said:

"Mrs. Smith, I have good news and bad news. Good news is that the baby is perfectly healty. Bad news is that the baby is a hermaphrodite."

Mrs. Smith: "What does hermaphrodite mean?"

Doc: "The baby has sexual parts of both male and female."

Mrs. Smith: "Oh really? The baby has both a penis and a brain?"