Once you've tried a sumo, you can't give up on themP:) haha:P

Rallispec

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<< For the bigger sumo, the hardest problem is finding his malehood because it's always buried within the rolls of fat. >>



i didnt need to hear that. *ackkk* the mental pictures.
 

HOWITIS

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thats some pretty sick stuff right there.

oh no, mental image!, mental image! ahhhh!
 

ThaGrandCow

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<< The first thing to do is get the fat out of the way," she says. You can't move the fat with your hands alone. And it's not like you can ask somebody else for help. What I did was sat on top and moved my butt around in a circle until I found his thing. >>




<< Some women, though, want the sumo to lie on top of them without holding back so they can feel the intensity of being enveloped in the rolls of fat on his body. >>


My eyes! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
 

Jerboy

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<< For the bigger sumo, the hardest problem is finding his malehood because it's always buried within the rolls of fat. The first thing to do is get the fat out of the way," she says. You can't move the fat with your hands alone. And it's not like you can ask somebody else for help. What I did was sat on top and moved my butt around in a circle until I found his thing. From there it was easy. Naturally, he doesn't do much else but lie there. It's nearly always the woman on top, or a sitting position. >>



LOL! ROFLMAFAO:D:D

How about a hydraulic ram?


---_---top
|[.....] cylinder
|...|
|...|piston rod
|...|
|..==piston head
(******)fat guy
-------------------bottom plate

Look, how do you like my beatiful AnandTech Forums compatible text drawing?
 

Jerboy

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OMG.. I just heard from a friend sumo wrestler's can't wipe their a$$ after taking a crap. Their teammate wipes for him :Q