On the international flight!

[Specialist]

Some fun things to do the next time you're on one of those long international flights to kill time...


Fiddle around with the emergency exit, then ask a fellow passenger if he has a crowbar

Run down the aisle screaming,"He's got a bomb! He's got a bomb!".

Go into the cockpit, flick on the intercom light, then loudly inquire as to why the fuel dial says "e".

Jump up and scream "AAAHHH!! I left the stove on!!".

Yell to someone "Is it time to hijack the plane yet?" (Note: Do this when there are stewardess nearby

To the person next to you, say "It's amazing that they didn't notice the grenade in my luggage.

 

[403Forbidden]

you can get arrested for doing some of those things

 

[Specialist]

dough that's why they're called jokes you don't actually do that!

 

[The Stigenator]

umm.. I got a long filght to the other end of the world. The longest leg is 20 Hrs.. I guess I can do that

 

[Gatsby]

Nah those are tame compared to what people should do?

Has anyone tried to streak in a plane before?

There are others but my bed's calling.

Gatsby

 

[lsd]

Fuel quantity on all boeing aircraft is measured in LBS. Not by E and F
So if your airplane has a fuel indicator with E and F, you're in pretty bad shape

 

[XMan]

I was on a flight one time, and this guy was pointedly ignoring the stew's speech about how "in the event of a crash over water, your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device." She got flustered and told him he should pay attention.

His response? "Hon, 95% of all domestic flights are over land. When you invent a seat that'll bounce out of a corn field, then I'll pay attention."

 

[64bitloopy]

I thought they were measured by N,E, and F.