OMGWTF: Customer call

[Ulfwald]

I work in a medical support facility, dealing with ultrasound units. Customer calls in:

Customer: Hello, this is DICK FELL from blankity Hospital. We are having problems with one of ultrasound probes.

Me: Ok sir which probe is it?

Cust: It is the vaginal probe, it is not getting proper penetration.

Me: Ok sir, (oh crap, this is when the funny part hit me) I have this paged out to your technician, He will be calling you back in 1 hour or less.

Cust: Thank you, have a nice day.

Me: You too sir: hang up phone

Me: ROTFLMAOPIMP!!!!!!

 

[RightWinga]

HAHHAHAHHA WTF HAHAHHAA

 

[TwiceOver]

Damn, that would be a tough one to keep under control.

 

[Buttzilla]

haha you should've relayed the call to a female rep.

 

[xXped0thugXx]

haha, thats awesome:beer:

 

[Ulfwald]

I am the only onehere after 8:30 pm, so i am all alone.

 

[bootymac]

LOL

 

[silverpig]

So your equipment just can't get the job done huh?

 

[Ulfwald]

My"equipment" works just fine. Apparently his has a problem.

 

[Zim Hosein]

LMFAO :laugh:

Cheers Ulfwald :beer:

 

[Evadman]

I hear you need an augmentation aparatus for that

 

[Quasmo]

his name is Dick Fell

 

[MithShrike]

Funny stuff.

 

[Howard]

LOL

 

[ggavinmoss]

Man, your company was pretty brave to hire a 12 year old -- looks like it worked out!

-geoff

 

[nick1985]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
his name is Dick Fell

yeah, that part is just the icing on the cake

 

[DeviousTrap]

LMAO

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

lol

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

i would have reccomend two probes for double penetration

 

[Kishan]

sure it wasn't a prank?

 

[tami]

he should have tried to pick it up and reattach it :roll:

 

[DaWhim]

should have used a Dick Probe.