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[SynthDude2001]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001

Originally posted by: LadyBuggy

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: LadyBuggy
I used to see turtles (tortoises?) almost every day at the work this summer. There was one that would always chase the others around and try to flip them over.

noob

:heart:

Watch out ladybuggy! This one's a weirdo.

I never claimed otherwise.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: paulney

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001

Originally posted by: paulney
I saw a turtle raping another turtle in a Barcelona zoo.
That sh!t was nasty. I hold the image of that to this day.

:Q:laugh::laugh::laugh:

That was seriously sick. Picture this: a huge terrarium building, and a turtle expo. Big glass, kids glued to it and stuff. And these turtles lazily shmucking around.

Then this big turtle gets a hard-on, picks up speed and _rams_ a female full speed from behind. The female drops the salad leaf it was chewing on and tries to run the fvck away. I've never seen turtles move so fast. The rapis turtle is relentless: accelerates again, crashes into the female, jams her against his shell and the boulder, gets on top and starts fvcking raping her.

All the kids are like: :Q :Q :Q
Parents: OMG :Q :Q :Q

You can't hear anything, but you can see how the female is stretching her podiatrick neck and mills her legs like a car stuck in the sand. And the male turtle is doing her like there's no tomorrow. You can almost see the veins bulging on the neck and a scream from the open mouth.

I don't find turtles cute since that incident.

:Q

bwhahahaha

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001

Originally posted by: LadyBuggy

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: LadyBuggy
I used to see turtles (tortoises?) almost every day at the work this summer. There was one that would always chase the others around and try to flip them over.

noob

:heart:

Watch out ladybuggy! This one's a weirdo.

I never claimed otherwise.

Well, we scared her off. She says she doesn't know what to say.

 

[dawnbug]

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001

Originally posted by: LadyBuggy

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: LadyBuggy
I used to see turtles (tortoises?) almost every day at the work this summer. There was one that would always chase the others around and try to flip them over.

noob

:heart:

:waves: Hi Synth

 

[Mrvile]

Originally posted by: LadyBuggy

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001

Originally posted by: LadyBuggy

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: LadyBuggy
I used to see turtles (tortoises?) almost every day at the work this summer. There was one that would always chase the others around and try to flip them over.

noob

:heart:

:waves: Hi Synth

You pack some of the lowest PPD I've ever seen.

 

[SynthDude2001]

Originally posted by: LadyBuggy

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001

Originally posted by: LadyBuggy

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: LadyBuggy
I used to see turtles (tortoises?) almost every day at the work this summer. There was one that would always chase the others around and try to flip them over.

noob

:heart:

:waves: Hi Synth

Hey there

 

[Saint Nick]

Originally posted by: dug777
i saw a turtle...

what the crap

 

[dawnbug]

Originally posted by: Mrvile

Originally posted by: LadyBuggy

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001

Originally posted by: LadyBuggy

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: LadyBuggy
I used to see turtles (tortoises?) almost every day at the work this summer. There was one that would always chase the others around and try to flip them over.

noob

:heart:

:waves: Hi Synth

You pack some of the lowest PPD I've ever seen.

I'm a serious lurker.

 

[dawnbug]

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001

Originally posted by: LadyBuggy

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001

Originally posted by: LadyBuggy

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: LadyBuggy
I used to see turtles (tortoises?) almost every day at the work this summer. There was one that would always chase the others around and try to flip them over.

noob

:heart:

:waves: Hi Synth

Hey there

How's the gay cruise search going?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: Mrvile
You pack some of the lowest PPD I've ever seen.

No one can match Ernie however.

 

[SynthDude2001]

Originally posted by: LadyBuggy

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001

Originally posted by: LadyBuggy

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001

Originally posted by: LadyBuggy

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: LadyBuggy
I used to see turtles (tortoises?) almost every day at the work this summer. There was one that would always chase the others around and try to flip them over.

noob

:heart:

:waves: Hi Synth

Hey there

How's the gay cruise search going?

:laugh:

I've got to say, it's going pretty slowly without ribbon13 around here these days

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

What did I miss while I was taking my shower? :Q

 

[SynthDude2001]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
What did I miss while I was taking my shower? :Q

Nothing important

(I'm actually planning on going to sleep soon...)

 

[Mrvile]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
What did I miss while I was taking my shower? :Q

Ouch that hurts the post count.

We ELEET neffers don't shower. We eat sparingly. We sleep sparingly. We pee in empty Gatorade bottles. We don't poop.

You need to learn the ways of the nef.

 

[SynthDude2001]

Originally posted by: Mrvile

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
What did I miss while I was taking my shower? :Q

Ouch that hurts the post count.

We ELEET neffers don't shower. We eat sparingly. We sleep sparingly. We pee in empty Gatorade bottles. We don't poop.

You need to learn the ways of the nef.

....says the non-lifer

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
What did I miss while I was taking my shower? :Q

Nothing important

(I'm actually planning on going to sleep soon...)

Oh, goodnight then.

Originally posted by: Mrvile

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
What did I miss while I was taking my shower? :Q

Ouch that hurts the post count.

We ELEET neffers don't shower. We eat sparingly. We sleep sparingly. We pee in empty Gatorade bottles. We don't poop.

You need to learn the ways of the nef.

Well, I've probably done about 150 posts today already.

A good portion of them have been in GH, Video, Peripherals, and Tech Support though.

 

[AtlantaBob]

I knew that I shouldn't read this after coming back home. You proved me right I'd say a :beer: for all, but I think some people have already had too many.

 

[dawnbug]

Originally posted by: AtlantaBob
I knew that I shouldn't read this after coming back home. You proved me right I'd say a :beer: for all, but I think some people have already had too many.

 

[dug777]

 

[Mrvile]

Originally posted by: dug777

No wonder you've got 31.14ppd...

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: Mrvile

Originally posted by: dug777

No wonder you've got 31.14ppd...

i try

 

[vshah]

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001

Originally posted by: LadyBuggy

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001

Originally posted by: LadyBuggy

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001

Originally posted by: LadyBuggy

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: LadyBuggy
I used to see turtles (tortoises?) almost every day at the work this summer. There was one that would always chase the others around and try to flip them over.

noob

:heart:

:waves: Hi Synth

Hey there

How's the gay cruise search going?

:laugh:

I've got to say, it's going pretty slowly without ribbon13 around here these days

 

[skyking]

Originally posted by: paulney

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001

Originally posted by: paulney
I saw a turtle raping another turtle in a Barcelona zoo.
That sh!t was nasty. I hold the image of that to this day.

:Q:laugh::laugh::laugh:

That was seriously sick. Picture this: a huge terrarium building, and a turtle expo. Big glass, kids glued to it and stuff. And these turtles lazily shmucking around.

Then this big turtle gets a hard-on, picks up speed and _rams_ a female full speed from behind. The female drops the salad leaf it was chewing on and tries to run the fvck away. I've never seen turtles move so fast. The rapis turtle is relentless: accelerates again, crashes into the female, jams her against his shell and the boulder, gets on top and starts fvcking raping her.

All the kids are like: :Q :Q :Q
Parents: OMG :Q :Q :Q

You can't hear anything, but you can see how the female is stretching her podiatrick neck and mills her legs like a car stuck in the sand. And the male turtle is doing her like there's no tomorrow. You can almost see the veins bulging on the neck and a scream from the open mouth.

I don't find turtles cute since that incident.

The Turtle
by Ogden Nash

The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks
Which practically conceal its sex.
I think it clever of the turtle
In such a fix to be so fertile.

 

[StevenYoo]

holy crap, man

is THIS how you get Lifer in less than a year??

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: StevenYoo
holy crap, man

is THIS how you get Lifer in less than a year??

dammit it was posted when the forum was dead, and i was bored

But yeah, it helped i guess...hows your pillow overclocking going?