Just in time for the computer game on zombies that's coming out. Can't think of the name, but would be great marketing if this was utilized somehow...
SarcasticDwarf
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It's Condoleezza, not Condoleeza. And you'd think that writers of a fake BBC april fool's joke could've written the story without so many awkward sentences (the first couple of paragraphs).
So you been to school
For a year or two
And you know you?ve seen it all
In daddy?s car
Thinkin? you?ll go far
Back east your type don?t crawl
Play ethnicky jazz
To parade your snazz
On your five grand stereo
Braggin? that you know
How the n*ggers feel cold
And the slums got so much soul
It?s time to taste what you most fear
Right guard will not help you here
Brace yourself, my dear¡
It?s a holiday in cambodia
It?s tough, kid, but it?s life
It?s a holiday in cambodia
Don?t forget to pack a wife
You?re a star-belly sneech
You suck like a leach
You want everyone to act like you
Kiss ass while you bitch
So you can get rich
But your boss gets richer off you
Well you?ll work harder
With a gun in your back
For a bowl of rice a day
Slave for soldiers
Till you starve
Then your head is skewered on a stake
Now you can go where people are one
Now you can go where they get things done
What you need, my son.
Is a holiday in cambodia
Where people dress in black
A holiday in cambodia
Where you?ll kiss ass or crack
Pol pot, pol pot, pol pot, pol pot
And it?s a holiday in cambodia
Where you?ll do what you?re told
A holiday in cambodia
Where the slums got so much soul
For a year or two
And you know you?ve seen it all
In daddy?s car
Thinkin? you?ll go far
Back east your type don?t crawl
Play ethnicky jazz
To parade your snazz
On your five grand stereo
Braggin? that you know
How the n*ggers feel cold
And the slums got so much soul
It?s time to taste what you most fear
Right guard will not help you here
Brace yourself, my dear¡
It?s a holiday in cambodia
It?s tough, kid, but it?s life
It?s a holiday in cambodia
Don?t forget to pack a wife
You?re a star-belly sneech
You suck like a leach
You want everyone to act like you
Kiss ass while you bitch
So you can get rich
But your boss gets richer off you
Well you?ll work harder
With a gun in your back
For a bowl of rice a day
Slave for soldiers
Till you starve
Then your head is skewered on a stake
Now you can go where people are one
Now you can go where they get things done
What you need, my son.
Is a holiday in cambodia
Where people dress in black
A holiday in cambodia
Where you?ll kiss ass or crack
Pol pot, pol pot, pol pot, pol pot
And it?s a holiday in cambodia
Where you?ll do what you?re told
A holiday in cambodia
Where the slums got so much soul
OMG YES APRIL FOOL ALL! HAHA YOU FOOL ALL! THAT A GOOD JOKE IFESTOR!
I'm not sure if English was your first language or not; I'm just poking fun at some silly English.
OMG, first I was like WTF?!?!
Then I was like, No WAY!
Then I saw the URL and was all like, GAH! You had me going there....
Then I was like, No WAY!
Then I saw the URL and was all like, GAH! You had me going there....
Cambodia has always had stories about super natural things and superstition etc. There is a lot of folklore throughout the country where elders pass down scary stories down to their children or grandchildren. Almost everyone there knows of these scary events and stories.
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