OMG Zomies are real in Cambodia

Crusty

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C:\Documents and Settings\Matt>ping news.bbc.co.uk

Pinging newswww.bbc.net.uk [212.58.240.142] with 32 bytes of data:

Request timed out.
Reply from 212.58.240.142: bytes=32 time=51ms TTL=238
Reply from 212.58.240.142: bytes=32 time=53ms TTL=238
Reply from 212.58.240.142: bytes=32 time=52ms TTL=238

Ping statistics for 212.58.240.142:
Packets: Sent = 4, Received = 3, Lost = 1 (25% loss),
Approximate round trip times in milli-seconds:
Minimum = 51ms, Maximum = 53ms, Average = 52ms

Fake?
 

mrSHEiK124

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see below

Originally posted by: MCrusty
C:\Documents and Settings\Matt>ping news.bbc.co.uk

Pinging newswww.bbc.net.uk [212.58.240.142] with 32 bytes of data:

Request timed out.
Reply from 212.58.240.142: bytes=32 time=51ms TTL=238
Reply from 212.58.240.142: bytes=32 time=53ms TTL=238
Reply from 212.58.240.142: bytes=32 time=52ms TTL=238

Ping statistics for 212.58.240.142:
Packets: Sent = 4, Received = 3, Lost = 1 (25% loss),
Approximate round trip times in milli-seconds:
Minimum = 51ms, Maximum = 53ms, Average = 52ms

Fake?

 

Eli

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After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during ?resurrection.?
WTF?

Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.
They contained Malaria? Alert Africa.

General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."
WTF??



 

Proletariat

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After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during ?resurrection.?
Holy f---ing crap.

Remind me never to go anywhere near Cambodia.
 

Proletariat

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Yo, I think thats fake.

Cambodia is in the Asia-Pacific category at BBC if I recall correctly. South Asia is India, Pakistan etc.
 

Baked

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Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack

1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don?t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

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