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OMG!! What kids will do..........

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Many folks think wiping ends when they are potty trained, and for some perhaps, but, I bet they have very messy bathrooms.


 
Originally posted by: Homerboy
pfft be happy your 3yr old son is using the toilet. My 5yr old has reverted and simply will NOT poop on the toilet. Pee? no problem. Poop... forget about it. We're at our whit's end.
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time for martial law
 
My 3 year old son frequently asks me "Is that a girl?" nearly every time he sees a guy with long hair...

Then one evening while we were in a nicer resturant he saw an older gentleman with an eyepatch, then loudly exclaimed "Daddy watch out there's a pirate in here!!"

Kids, gotta love em.
 
Kid's pottytrain stories are great. You shouldn't be embarrassed, instead you should puff up your chest and go "That's my boy!!! One day he'll be president!" 🙂
My 2 1/2 yrs old is also being trained and while I got him on the toilet, he figured out how to manipulate his peepee to fire around the guard so every potty session, he gets to paint the floor and walls. It's quite a mess when he's done - but hey, getting him on the toilet was the hard part.

 
I rememeber back in the late 80s when the 5-6yo grandson of the old folks across the street (Danny Noonan, in case he's now an ATOTer :evil: ) came over to play Nintendo. He left to use the bathroom... then suddenly reemerged into the hallway, pants completely around his ankles and one fist wrist-deep in his ass, shouting "WHERE'S THE TOILET PAPER?!"

This classic phrase has not left the repertoire of me + my brothers' private jokes to this day, nearly 20 years later. :beer:
 
Originally posted by: SagaLore
Just wait until he gets his first erection...
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He has already done that. My wife was changing his diaper and it popped up. He started lifting his bottom off the bed and wiggling it and saying, Mommy, look, it get bigger. then he began playing with it.

She did not know what to do other than to to turn as red as a firetruck.
 
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