OMG Wasp in my apartment!!

[shiner]

Originally posted by: ZickZJ
OMGWTFBQQ!!!!11

30 posts since August of 2003 and one of them is that? Jeez........you should have stayed at 29.

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: ZickZJ
OMGWTFBQQ!!!!11

30 posts since August of 2003 and one of them is that? Jeez........you should have stayed at 29.

Hahaha :laugh::beer:

 

[rgwalt]

Originally posted by: BingBongWongFooey
Change the vacuum bag?

I would just throw away the vacuum.

R

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: werk
I suggest you run around flapping your hands in the air screeching like a little girl.

Sounds like that's already been taken care of, what we need here is the next move. If that thing has been buzzing around in a bag full of dust for a few hours it's going to be pissed. I'd suggest moving. Just pack up a few things and bolt to a different state without leaving a forwarding address. Let the next renters deal with it.

 

[Schadenfroh]

hairspray + matches + vacume set on blow, burn him as it spits him out

 

[imported_Strang]

This advice has been awful so far. The only real solution would be to take the wasp out of the vacuum bag and allow it to sting you repeatedly until you develop a tolerance for the venom. Only then will you be free from the shackles of your apian masters.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: Strang
This advice has been awful so far. The only real solution would be to take the wasp out of the vacuum bag and allow it to sting you repeatedly until you develop a tolerance for the venom. Only then will you be free from the shackles of your apian masters.

Wouldn't it be "vespian masters?". Apian is bees, although it sounds like he'd be afraid of bees too, so maybe a few hundred bee stings could help out.

 

[imported_Strang]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt

Originally posted by: Strang
This advice has been awful so far. The only real solution would be to take the wasp out of the vacuum bag and allow it to sting you repeatedly until you develop a tolerance for the venom. Only then will you be free from the shackles of your apian masters.

Wouldn't it be "vespian masters?". Apian is bees, although it sounds like he'd be afraid of bees too, so maybe a few hundred bee stings could help out.

Obviously bees are behind all of this business. The wasps are just their enforcers.

I think it may be beneficial for him to get some hornet stings as well.

 

[Phoenix86]

IM the neighbor upstairs for help.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: Strang

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt

Originally posted by: Strang
This advice has been awful so far. The only real solution would be to take the wasp out of the vacuum bag and allow it to sting you repeatedly until you develop a tolerance for the venom. Only then will you be free from the shackles of your apian masters.

Wouldn't it be "vespian masters?". Apian is bees, although it sounds like he'd be afraid of bees too, so maybe a few hundred bee stings could help out.

Obviously bees are behind all of this business. The wasps are just their enforcers.

I think it may be beneficial for him to get some hornet stings as well.

And in the interest of complete healing, perhaps we should invite other stinging creatures to participate. We can also use mosquitos, yellow jackets, scorpions and fire ants. If he lives he'll thank us later.

 

[pray4mojo]

Originally posted by: knivox
I found some bug spray!! But it's for ants and roaches, if i spray this in the vacuum will it kill the wasp or make it stronger and angrier.

How old are you?...

 

[imported_Strang]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt

Originally posted by: Strang

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt

Originally posted by: Strang
This advice has been awful so far. The only real solution would be to take the wasp out of the vacuum bag and allow it to sting you repeatedly until you develop a tolerance for the venom. Only then will you be free from the shackles of your apian masters.

Wouldn't it be "vespian masters?". Apian is bees, although it sounds like he'd be afraid of bees too, so maybe a few hundred bee stings could help out.

Obviously bees are behind all of this business. The wasps are just their enforcers.

I think it may be beneficial for him to get some hornet stings as well.

And in the interest of complete healing, perhaps we should invite other stinging creatures to participate. We can also use mosquitos, yellow jackets, scorpions and fire ants. If he lives he'll thank us later.

Indeed. He might as well be immune to West Nile Virus too!

 

[purepolly]

OMG OMG OMG...

I have to agree... grow a set. If it's an umbrella wasp the insect eats mosquitos, so it is your friend. Set it free...open a window and let it out of your house. If it's a wood wasp don't mess with it, just spray the damn thing.

Either way, smack yourself back into reality.

 

[bootymac]

Vacuum up other bugs and.. listen to them fight?