Nah, this is funnier...
A large group of Iraqi soldiers are moving down a road
when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: "One Texas soldier
is better than ten Iraqi".
The Iraqi commander quickly orders 10 of his best men
over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few
minutes, then silence.
The voice once again calls out: "One Texan is better than
one hundred Iraqi."
Furious, the Iraqi commander sends his next best 100 troops over
the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10
minutes of battle, again silence.
The Texan voice calls out again: "One Texan is better
than one thousand Iraqi."
The enraged Iraqi commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them
to the other side of the dune. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets
and cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought.... Then silence.
Eventually one badly wounded Iraqi fighter crawls back
over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, Don't send
any more men......it's a trap. There's two of them."
Don't Mess With Texas!