OMG, the Oxygen Channel (that sappy women's channel) is evil!!!!

[NFS4]

I about puked. Friday night, I went to bed around 1:30AM. I got in the bed and dozed off only to be awaken about a minute later by my roommate who was flipping through the TV channels. He yells BRANDON, WAKE UP. I turnover and put on my glasses and he has it on the Oxygen channel. There is this ~70 year old women (from the looks of her) on there flopping around a double-ended dildo and talking about sex. Maybe it wouldn't have been so bad if it wasn't an elderly woman holding it. I nearly puked at the site of that. I mean, she was just taking calls on the telephone and flopping the thing around. Ugh. And women call us crazy

I did some browsing on the Oxygen site, and it looks as though it was a rerun of the Sunday Night Sex Show

 

[pyonir]

that channel makes me as sick as Lifetime. blah!

 

[minendo]

The good ol' Sunday Night Sex Show and the dildo of the week.

 

[LordMaul]

EEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!

 

[toph99]

i used to watch the Sunday Night Sex Show on occasion... you can learn quite a lot. not exactly the face you want to attach to sex related topics, but it's informative nonetheless

 

[NFS4]

<< i used to watch the Sunday Night Sex Show on occasion... you can learn quite a lot. not exactly the face you want to attach to sex related topics, but it's informative nonetheless >>


LOL, I was surprised how informed she was. One guy called in and was talking about his girlfriend using toothpaste when she gave him BJ's. It gave him a cool/tingly sensation. He wanted to know if it would be safe to use on her as he returned the favor. Then I thought to myself, that sounds like a "cool" idea

 

[SilverThief]

Hmm......that sounds like fun. The toothpaste part anyways.

 

[toph99]

<< LOL, I was surprised how informed she was. One guy called in and was talking about his girlfriend using toothpaste when she gave him BJ's. It gave him a cool/tingly sensation. He wanted to know if it would be safe to use on her as he returned the favor. Then I thought to myself, that sounds like a "cool" idea >>



Altoids are supposed to work better, from what i've heard have yet to find out myself unfortuantly

 

[minendo]

<<

<< LOL, I was surprised how informed she was. One guy called in and was talking about his girlfriend using toothpaste when she gave him BJ's. It gave him a cool/tingly sensation. He wanted to know if it would be safe to use on her as he returned the favor. Then I thought to myself, that sounds like a "cool" idea >>



Altoids are supposed to work better, from what i've heard have yet to find out myself unfortuantly >>


From what I have heard though altoids will start to burn. You know how they kind of burn in your mouth, well it is similar to that. Not that I know from experience or anything.

 

[gopunk]

beat ya to it

 

[minendo]

<< beat ya to it >>


Where should I mail the cookie?

 

[Antisocial Virge]

*Old Story* She came and did a talk at my University and some wise ass asked " Can you get larger condoms?, they are all too small for me" She then took out a condom and pulled it down over her arm. She said " If your bigger than that, I want to see you after the show" It was hilarious.

 

[NFS4]

<< *Old Story* She came and did a talk at my University and some wise ass asked " Can you get larger condoms?, they are all too small for me" She then took out a condom and pulled it down over her arm. She said " If your bigger than that, I want to see you after the show" It was hilarious. >>


HAHAHAHAH

 

[sandorski]

LOL!


Yup, she's ugly, but she knows her stuff.

 

[Adul]

LOL!