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OMG sticky situation...WTF(NSFW)

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SAWYER

Lifer
Ok my wife went to a "Passion Party"(aka sex toy party) and was given a sampler pack which included a porn dvd sampler and a dildo. She brought it home and showed me and left the box on the dresser. Today my kids go in there and found it and came running in the living room laughing like crazy and my oldest is like "DAD check this movie out, it has boobs on it!!!'


AhhhhhhhhhhHH!!!!!!!!!!! I just know he will run and tell everyone and I will never hear the end of it from my family. Have you ever had an embarrassing situation like this?
 
lol awesome I can't wait for embarrassing moments like this from my kids in the future

how old are your kids?
 
Better then finding your kid using the dildo I suppose. D:

Also pics of said wife and what movie was it? 😉
 
My 9 year old asks Mom "What's sex?" After she recovers she tells him it's whether you're a boy or girl. For the best that he didn't ask me. I'd still be in hot water.
 
SAWYER said:
Ok my wife went to a "Passion Party"(aka sex toy party) and was given a sampler pack which included a porn dvd sampler and a dildo. She brought it home and showed me and left the box on the dresser. Today my kids go in there and found it and came running in the living room laughing like crazy and my oldest is like "DAD check this movie out, it has boobs on it!!!'
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I think your kids are going to invite all their friends over.

At least the kids weren't beating each other with the dildo.

Bacon: Harry didn't think that he did a very good job, so he grabbed the nearest thing to hand, which just so happened to be a 15 inch black rubber cock, and proceeded to beat poor old Smithy to death with. And that was seen as a nice way to go. Now, that, is why you pay Hatchet Harry, when you owe.
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SAWYER said:
Ok my wife went to a "Passion Party"(aka sex toy party) and was given a sampler pack which included a porn dvd sampler and a dildo. She brought it home and showed me and left the box on the dresser. Today my kids go in there and found it and came running in the living room laughing like crazy and my oldest is like "DAD check this movie out, it has boobs on it!!!'


AhhhhhhhhhhHH!!!!!!!!!!! I just know he will run and tell everyone and I will never hear the end of it from my family. Have you ever had an embarrassing situation like this?
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LMFAO....sorry, but that is just damn funny.

I know you don't feel like it now but think ahead in about ten years when your sitting around the table and one of them goes:

"Hey dad, do you remember when we found that stuff on the dresser in your room?"


Just wait until they walk in on you two doing it.
 
Wait. My wife went to one of those partys and didn't get any "sampler pack"!!! She did spend $60+ on stuff that SUCKS though. Moutless blow job lotion? WTF is that? Shit doesn't even work.

As to the OP... that's freaking classic. I have a 9 and 7 year old too. I don't know what I would do (excpet tell my wife it's her problem to fix 🙂).
 
Whatever you do, don't use this as an opportunity to teach them about the birds and the bees. That's someone else's job.
 
dank69 said:
Whatever you do, don't use this as an opportunity to teach them about the birds and the bees. That's someone else's job.
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"And sometimes little Sawyer, when daddy really loves mommy, and the goal is just sex for pleasure, daddy puts this "dildo" in mommy's rectum, using this pink "super anal lube" while he puts his penis in her vagina, while watching the video with boobs in it..."

You're right, perfect timing ()🙂
 
dank69 said:
Whatever you do, don't use this as an opportunity to teach them about the birds and the bees. That's someone else's job.
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I think 9 and 7 may be a tad young for that 🙂
When you still believe in Santa, you should still believe in the Stork too 🙂
 
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