OMG Psycho Cat

[OverVolt]

Wow, an 8lb cat, if an 8lb cat sliced my leg open he would be one dead kitty in .002seconds.

 

[TwiceOver]

Originally posted by: OverVolt
Wow, an 8lb cat, if an 8lb cat sliced my leg open he would be one dead kitty in .002seconds.

Cats are suprisingly agile. I once saw a cat rip the sh!t out of a dog in seemingly one move involving jumping on face and four paws full of claw.

 

[Sheepathon]

anyone have a link to that vid where the cat freaks out and jumps out of reflex and smashes face first into a wall...?

 

[loup garou]

My parents have a cat (strictly indoor) that gets crazy like that if it gets outside. Inside, it's crazy (bounces off the walls), but won't hurt you. If it gets outside though--well, she shredded a 2mm neoprene glove to ribbons that I was wearing trying to grab her. If I hadn't been wearing the glove, my hand would've been bloody spaghetti. Crazy fvcking animal.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: merlocka

?So I stood there having a stare-off with this cat for 20 minutes until the officer arrived,? he said, adding that both animal control and police were called to the scene.

OMG which one is teh pussAY? 9LB rodent kops attitude, break out the 9 iron and light teh beyatch up.

I'm not saying I'm trying out for Ultimate Fighting Championship any time soon, but cmon. This is a ticket to ride some @ss, feline it may be.

Trust me....a pissed off cat is capable of scratching and biting the ever-living-shit out of you. My wife has a huge scar on her thigh from our youngest cat scratching her while we were trying to trim her claws, ironically enough.

Our next oldest cat is barely 8 pounds and half the size of an adult cat because she was malnourished before my wife adopted her as a kitten. She still tore both of us up when trying to get her into the carrier for a vet appointment. It took half an hour and the both of us working together to get her into the carrier using the "kitty burrito" approach and we both had bloody scratches all over our hands and arms afterwards. This cat is normally the most sweet and gentle cat you'd ever want to know, but you'd think we went at it with a fscking mountain lion from the way she fought us.

I'd hate to see any of our cats in the state that this cat was evidently in when the police showed up. I'd be scared to go after it myself, knowing what a cat is capable of when pissed off.

 

[RaDragon]

A cat that managed to rival the fierceness of the rabid rabbits! :Q

 

[MustangSVT]

Keanu Reevs did it. I saw him do it!

 

[Sheepathon]

Originally posted by: MustangSVT
Keanu Reevs did it. I saw him do it!

did he exorcise the demon out of the cat into a mirror?

 

[MrYAK]

Man, i would have no problem putting down any animal if it was acting like a fvcktard. I tell ya, that cat would have had one of my steel toe boots strait in the face. It wouldnt be the first time i've had to kill a cat. when i was in highschool, we had a stray cat fvcking with my sisters cats, so i camped that cat like i was playing counter strike. cat showed up.......BOOM MF!!! 12gauge birdshot right in the side from 15yards out and took out a chunk of wood from the fence, oh well, dad didnt care. and just 2 years ago i went back home and there was another stray fighting with my sisters cats....*clickclick*, 243 rifle w/scope this time. set up camp, waited, cat finally showed up but saw me. tried to run off.....here kitty kitty kitty.....BOOM MF!! hit that cat strait through the chest above the front leg from 20yards out. it was DoS, the exit wound was the best. blew out the chest on the side of the exit, its leg was just barely hanging on by its skin. They live in the county, thats why i'm shooting things in our backyard.

YAK-2/ CATS-0

 

[Sheepathon]

Originally posted by: MrYAK
Man, i would have no problem putting down any animal if it was acting like a fvcktard. I tell ya, that cat would have had one of my steel toe boots strait in the face. It wouldnt be the first time i've had to kill a cat. when i was in highschool, we had a stray cat fvcking with my sisters cats, so i camped that cat like i was playing counter strike. cat showed up.......BOOM MF!!! 12gauge birdshot right in the side from 15yards out and took out a chunk of wood from the fence, oh well, dad didnt care. and just 2 years ago i went back home and there was another stray fighting with my sisters cats....*clickclick*, 243 rifle w/scope this time. set up camp, waited, cat finally showed up but saw me. tried to run off.....here kitty kitty kitty.....BOOM MF!! hit that cat strait through the chest above the front leg from 20yards out. it was DoS, the exit wound was the best. blew out the chest on the side of the exit, its leg was just barely hanging on by its skin. They live in the county, thats why i'm shooting things in our backyard.

YAK-2/ CATS-0

shens?

 

[Anonemous]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Crazy pussy.

couldn't help thinking about the scene in Scary Movie 2 where that girl was battling the black cat in the bedroom and she kept screaming that (her) Pussy had gone crazy or something like that.

 

[djheater]

That's what happens when you store your meth next to the cat food.

 

[Sheepathon]

http://www.people.virginia.edu/~rjh9u/gif/squeaks.gif

 

[Psycho18]

No exorcism was performed on the cat? Darn.....

 

[dabuddha]

Poor cat.

 

[otispunkmeyer]

Originally posted by: Ikonomi

Originally posted by: armatron
that dad is a p*ssy. he should have kicked the cat square in the face.

I must be a bad person, because I laughed at this.

The officer shot the cat square in the chest with his Beretta .40-calibre handgun.

?Even after he shot it, that cat was so hopped up ? we?re talking about a little, eight-pound cat ? Mickey ran down the hall into the bathroom and jumped into the tub,? the husband recollected. ?He didn?t die for at least five minutes ... he was all nerves and adrenaline ... he wasn?t in his right mind.?

Psycho cat indeed.

im still laughing at that

 

[ribbon13]

I miss my cat Rascal.

18lbs of muscular bobcat. mean as fuck. Neighbors (150+lb) rottwieler barked at him one day. He waited until the dog was asleep and snuck up, latched on to the dogs snout with front claws, raked out his neck with back. It was over in a matter of seconds. Dog was 100% Grade A FUBAR. Neighbor hated me because my cat killed his dog. haha. Then one day my parents brought home a kitten whose mother had died, he was the father. He saw that kitten and went to the door. Let him out. Never saw him again. My parents still have that kitten. They live in the city now. Can't letter her outside. So she eats all day. Shes like a basketball covered in black fur. Man I hate kitten.

 

[Sheepathon]

^wtf? did anyone else find that hard to follow?

 

[Sheepathon]

aha my neighbor's cat was just staring at me through my window and was baring its teeth at me

 

[thegimp03]

darn pussy....cat...

 

[Vic]

Poor cat. That situation was handled improperly. Very much so. An extremely freaked-out or pissed-off cat can act very strange and aggresive. It's very rare, but I've seen it. The solution is just to lock it in a bathroom or closet until it cools down, and then it will go back to normal like nothing happened. There was no reason to shoot it...

 

[MrYAK]

Originally posted by: Sheepathon

Originally posted by: MrYAK
Man, i would have no problem putting down any animal if it was acting like a fvcktard. I tell ya, that cat would have had one of my steel toe boots strait in the face. It wouldnt be the first time i've had to kill a cat. when i was in highschool, we had a stray cat fvcking with my sisters cats, so i camped that cat like i was playing counter strike. cat showed up.......BOOM MF!!! 12gauge birdshot right in the side from 15yards out and took out a chunk of wood from the fence, oh well, dad didnt care. and just 2 years ago i went back home and there was another stray fighting with my sisters cats....*clickclick*, 243 rifle w/scope this time. set up camp, waited, cat finally showed up but saw me. tried to run off.....here kitty kitty kitty.....BOOM MF!! hit that cat strait through the chest above the front leg from 20yards out. it was DoS, the exit wound was the best. blew out the chest on the side of the exit, its leg was just barely hanging on by its skin. They live in the county, thats why i'm shooting things in our backyard.

YAK-2/ CATS-0

shens?

No, I have no prob shooting a stray/wild animal that is in our back yard that isnt supposed to be there. And if its beating up OUR pets, god help it.

 

[MaxDepth]

Ju-on

 

[monzi]

Originally posted by: Vic
Poor cat. That situation was handled improperly. Very much so. An extremely freaked-out or pissed-off cat can act very strange and aggresive. It's very rare, but I've seen it. The solution is just to lock it in a bathroom or closet until it cools down, and then it will go back to normal like nothing happened. There was no reason to shoot it...

bam just like that...


back to normal.

-Monzi

 

[ribbon13]

bam just like that...

back to psycho on your bed as your sleeping.

-Blood neck bleeding jugular