OMG Oxygen Network - Right Now !

deftron

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This is the funniest thing I've ever seen on TV

I guess it their Paid Programming time.


Except, they arent selling juice machines or sham-wows.



They are selling GIANT STRAP ONS!


It's seriously QVC with Dildos.
Two discreet looking middle aged women holding these giant dongs and
telling you that you need to act now.
 

TheVrolok

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Dec 11, 2000
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I remember flipping through the channels one night when I caught a glimpse of that on the way by the dial position. Had to go back .. the brief moment of "WTF.. was that? Really?" was too much not to go and find out.
 

Fayd

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fuck, i dont get oxygen network! (never thought i'd be unhappy about that...)

hopefully somebody records it and throws it on youtube for laughs.
 

Sentrosi2121

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Isn't the Oxygen network part of the Harpo Conglomerate?

And if so, are we to assume Oprah endorses the use of these products?

If so, I'm shivering and sweating in fear.
 

Kadarin

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Oddly enough, I don't have a problem with any of this being advertised on tv. In fact, the US would probably benefit if there were more of it going on.
 

biggestmuff

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Oh, no. It's on again. 'Shop Erotic' is the programs name. They're selling a bad of bondage toys; pocket vibe, bondage tape, doggy style harness strap, tiltmaster pillow, lube, ball gag, handcuffs.
 

PottedMeat

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Apr 17, 2002
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Originally posted by: Sentrosi2121
Isn't the Oxygen network part of the Harpo Conglomerate?

And if so, are we to assume Oprah endorses the use of these products?

If so, I'm shivering and sweating in fear.

Hmm, by extension, should we assume that Obama endorses the sale and use of pleasure domes and Icicles Neon Vibrating dongs?
 

robphelan

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yeah, my wife told me she woke up in the middle of the night & saw this on TV.. she was a bit shocked.
 

rivan

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Originally posted by: Kadarin
Oddly enough, I don't have a problem with any of this being advertised on tv. In fact, the US would probably benefit if there were more of it going on.

Same here. As a people, we're terribly repressed, sexually.
 

Linflas

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Jan 30, 2001
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Originally posted by: Fayd
fuck, i dont get oxygen network! (never thought i'd be unhappy about that...)

hopefully somebody records it and throws it on youtube for laughs.

Let me understand, you are unhappy that you are missing out on a dildo infomercial? :confused:
 
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Originally posted by: PottedMeat
Originally posted by: Sentrosi2121
Isn't the Oxygen network part of the Harpo Conglomerate?

And if so, are we to assume Oprah endorses the use of these products?

If so, I'm shivering and sweating in fear.

Hmm, by extension, should we assume that Obama endorses the sale and use of pleasure domes and Icicles Neon Vibrating dongs?

I'm Barack Obama, and I approved this dildo.
 

ConstipatedVigilante

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Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Originally posted by: PottedMeat
Originally posted by: Sentrosi2121
Isn't the Oxygen network part of the Harpo Conglomerate?

And if so, are we to assume Oprah endorses the use of these products?

If so, I'm shivering and sweating in fear.

Hmm, by extension, should we assume that Obama endorses the sale and use of pleasure domes and Icicles Neon Vibrating dongs?

I'm Barack Obama, and I approved this dildo.

We do have a forum member named Barack Obama, you know.
 

eplebnista

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Dec 3, 2001
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Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Originally posted by: PottedMeat
Originally posted by: Sentrosi2121
Isn't the Oxygen network part of the Harpo Conglomerate?

And if so, are we to assume Oprah endorses the use of these products?

If so, I'm shivering and sweating in fear.

Hmm, by extension, should we assume that Obama endorses the sale and use of pleasure domes and Icicles Neon Vibrating dongs?

I'm Barack Obama, and I approved this dildo.

See this thread :laugh: