OMG OMG OMFFG - best morning evar

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: chuckywang
So Nik's best morrning evar (sic) is when he gets to smell a girl?

there was more to it than that 😕

Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot. A girl said "hello" to him too.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: chuckywang
So Nik's best morrning evar (sic) is when he gets to smell a girl?

there was more to it than that 😕

Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot. A girl said "hello" to him too.

jealous?

 

[suse920]

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: chuckywang
So Nik's best morrning evar (sic) is when he gets to smell a girl?

there was more to it than that 😕

Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot. A girl said "hello" to him too.

yup Nik this is sad 🙁

 

[ActuaryTm]

Originally posted by: Nik
If you are on the lightrail train tonight in exactly the same situation that you just described, I will completely reform and be the perfect forum member. You have my word as a gentleman 😀

Looks as though I'll be running a train on Nik later today.

Or running to catch a train. Something to that effect.

 

[Pliablemoose]

PSA, a true geek would have had the shutter noise in his phone disabled by now & posted pics.

 

[Baked]

No pics of both chicks naked? Shens.

 

[EvilYoda]

tracts of land, Nik. 😉

 

[bwnv]

him: "tickle your ass with a feather?" 'cough'
her: what?
him: "I said extremly nice weather"

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: bwnv
him: "tickle your ass with a feather?" 'cough'
her: what?
him: "I said particularly nasty weather"

fixed

 

[Chompman]

Did you ask her how much it costs to rub one out? 😛

 

[larry89]

This thread depresses me. 🙁

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Nik, Nik, Nik. Jesus man. That's pathetic.

why is it pathetic? because he dared to post it or because something like that has never happened to you?

It's pathetic because he got 0wned by letting it slip through his fingers. Carpe diem, dammit.

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
PSA, a true geek would have had the shutter noise in his phone disabled by now & posted pics.

Is that before or after the Bluetooth connection? 😉

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: MadPeriot

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Wow, that's weak. You really suck at making small talk...

Talking to a hot chicks isn't as easy as you think.

The hell it isn't. I talk to hot chicks all the time...then again, I'm married. There is no pressure for me to impress them. Sometimes I do though and sometimes I don't. No big deal. Single guys could learn a lot from us married guys. 😛

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: chuckywang
So Nik's best morrning evar (sic) is when he gets to smell a girl?

there was more to it than that 😕

Not much...

 

[zoiks]

So.. Did you hump her?

 

[DaveCSparty]

LOL at putting the pvssy up on a pedestal by the real 40 yr old virgin

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: venk
Best Morning ever would include the words, "How about a threesome, Mulva?" 😉

Fixed 😉

Two hot girls that want to have a threesome with me can call me anything they want. 😉

 

[Valkerie]

lame

 

[BrokenVisage]

Ok it's night time across the USA fellas, time to put the morning thread to bed thank you.

 

[imported_malcontent]

Originally posted by: leftyman
funny how you can instantly lose 50 iq points simply by being near a pretty woman..i hate that

Strange how that works.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: DannyLove

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Nik, Nik, Nik. Jesus man. That's pathetic.

why is it pathetic? because he dared to post it or because something like that has never happened to you?

Perhaps the reason you are asking such questions is because you are a woman. I will assume that for this reply.

Firstly, it is pathetic because he took absolutely NO action. It is pathetic because if any hot women would speak to you any smart man with balls and the idea of getting some ass would jump on this god given opportunity and get her number, or better, give her your number. and later call her and intice her interest. Very pathetic, you probably don't understand that if your a woman.

danny~!

Yeah, if I were one of those moronic one-track-mind low-forehead club-toting neandertolic sex-fiends, sure. I would totally agree with you.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: DannyLove

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Nik, Nik, Nik. Jesus man. That's pathetic.

why is it pathetic? because he dared to post it or because something like that has never happened to you?

Perhaps the reason you are asking such questions is because you are a woman. I will assume that for this reply.

Firstly, it is pathetic because he took absolutely NO action. It is pathetic because if any hot women would speak to you any smart man with balls and the idea of getting some ass would jump on this god given opportunity and get her number, or better, give her your number. and later call her and intice her interest. Very pathetic, you probably don't understand that if your a woman.

danny~!

well, since you AREN'T a woman, or i will assume so with my reply, let me let you in on something.
if i were to meet a guy on a train and we made a little bit of small talk and he leg humped me and asked for my number or worse yet gave me his number i might think he was way too aggressive and be turned off.

don't think we want you all to pounce on us like that in that situation.

 

[kwjake]

Originally posted by: leftyman
funny how you can instantly lose 50 iq points simply by being near a pretty woman..i hate that

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