OMG, Office Space stuff in real life.

[Yossarian]

Ok so they need to fit another 70 people in our building so they're knocking down conference rooms, building new cubes, and relocating a ton of people. We met with the space planning folks yesterday.

Here's the plan:

Person A moves to Person B's cube.
Person B moves to Person C's cube.
Person C is moving to another building.

Person A is moving tomorrow.
Person C is moving next Friday.

I am Person B. Their genius plan is that I have no office for a week. Oh and boxes are "on order" so I don't know how anyone is gonna move anywhere. Dumbasses.

 

[notfred]

Get 'sick' for a week.

 

[eflat]

ha that will teach your dumb ass for going to college

 

[nakedfrog]

I'm sure it all made perfect sense on paper :roll:

 

[apac]

...set the building on fire...

 

[silverpig]

Basement + flashlight + bug spray for you

 

[pmoa]

yeaaaaaaaa, Im gonna need you to come in on Sunday too *STRETCH*

 

[PG]

I guess you need to relocate to the basement for a while. Oh, and see if you can take care of that roach problem while you're down there.

 

[BooGiMaN]

what you complaining about...your getting at least a weeks worth of in-office vacation....

where the reports you asked for? welll i havent been able to do them...why you ask? I HAVE NO OFFICE NO DESK AND NO COMPUTER THAT IS WHY!!!!

 

you better work saturday and sunday to get ahead on those TPS reports

 

[Yossarian]

I can't find my stapler :|

 

[SunnyD]

Make sure you get your stapler back at least...

 

[gigapet]

corporate beauracracy bullshit.......fvck them they are paying you anyways.....there loss really....buy some magazines and relax until they realize they are dumb.

 

[Fingolfin269]

Who moves to person A's cube?

 

[NTB]

Originally posted by: apac
...set the building on fire...

just don't forget to find your red stapler first

Nate

 

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by: Fingolfin269
Who moves to person A's cube?

I don't know, but not me.

 

[Pudgygiant]

My friend was an intern at Bosch over the summer... he actually recorded his german boss saying "umm, yeah, I'm going to need you to redo these".

 

[Trey22]

"Oh, and next Friday...is Hawaiian shirt day...so, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans."

 

[Eli]

LMAO.....

Who're the geniuses that organized this?

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: Pudgygiant
My friend was an intern at Bosch over the summer... he actually recorded his german boss saying "umm, yeah, I'm going to need you to redo these".

HAHAHA!!! ROFL@Bosch. I bet I know who the guy was too.

 

[Pudgygiant]

Originally posted by: SunnyD

Originally posted by: Pudgygiant
My friend was an intern at Bosch over the summer... he actually recorded his german boss saying "umm, yeah, I'm going to need you to redo these".

HAHAHA!!! ROFL@Bosch. I bet I know who the guy was too.

Ki, Kai, something like that, I believe his name was.

 

[brtspears2]

Times like this I'm glad I got an office.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: Pudgygiant

Originally posted by: SunnyD

Originally posted by: Pudgygiant
My friend was an intern at Bosch over the summer... he actually recorded his german boss saying "umm, yeah, I'm going to need you to redo these".

HAHAHA!!! ROFL@Bosch. I bet I know who the guy was too.

Ki, Kai, something like that, I believe his name was.

Who was he speaking to? Like, a worker in the factory, or your friend?

 

[Anubis]

hahaha

 

[Pudgygiant]

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: Pudgygiant

Originally posted by: SunnyD

Originally posted by: Pudgygiant
My friend was an intern at Bosch over the summer... he actually recorded his german boss saying "umm, yeah, I'm going to need you to redo these".

HAHAHA!!! ROFL@Bosch. I bet I know who the guy was too.

Ki, Kai, something like that, I believe his name was.

Who was he speaking to? Like, a worker in the factory, or your friend?

My friend, on his last day of work no less.