"OMG my sister's gonna pose for Playboy!"

UNCjigga

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With all the reposts going around, I just thought it'd be interesting to collect a bunch of novel thread topics in here...topics we've never seen, or topics we're likely to never see. It might be fun!
 

apac

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"I tried to kill the spider but when I saw it I screamed like a little girl and ran away" -Syringer
 

anxi80

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Originally posted by: brunswickite
"How to hold hands with a girl"
nah, its simple...
"Janet... (short pause cause my mind blanked).. Umm, i'm gonna try something now, but if you don't like it, let me know." ~ ME

"Uh ok..." ~ Her

"Stick out your left hand." ~ ME
 

yukichigai

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"I am for/against gay marriage/abortion/banning guns and am not a flamebait troll from P&N"
 

brunswickite

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Originally posted by: anxi80
Originally posted by: brunswickite
"How to hold hands with a girl"
nah, its simple...
"Janet... (short pause cause my mind blanked).. Umm, i'm gonna try something now, but if you don't like it, let me know." ~ ME

"Uh ok..." ~ Her

"Stick out your left hand." ~ ME

that quote still makes me laugh.
 

oogabooga

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Originally posted by: anxi80
Originally posted by: brunswickite
"How to hold hands with a girl"
nah, its simple...
"Janet... (short pause cause my mind blanked).. Umm, i'm gonna try something now, but if you don't like it, let me know." ~ ME

"Uh ok..." ~ Her

"Stick out your left hand." ~ ME

hahaha :) ouch.

"So I seem to have this growth..." is one i hope to never see..
 

apac

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Originally posted by: anxi80
Originally posted by: brunswickite
that quote still makes me laugh.
just like the brick thrown at the truck, i dont think ill ever get tired of it.

LMAO I forgot about that one. PRICELESS.
 

pulse8

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"I won't be able to post here any longer because I'm moving to Van Nuys to work on my pr0n career."
 

yukichigai

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"I am a vice-free heavily-observant fundamentalist christian but do not consider myself smarter and better than the rest of you."

P.S. One more: "I just bought my fourth company today."