OMG my g/f's dog started humping my leg!

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bigrash

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hahaha..my ex's dog used to do that all the time. damn dog was horny as hell, just like its owner
 
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tommigsr

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hahhaa after i kicked him off, he went to my g/f and started humping her...i was like laughing my ass off (rolling on the floor) LOL and the dad came over and hit the dog with the newspaper...i was like...wut in the world...krazy dog! hahaha
 
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Vincent

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The dog is trying to dominate you because it hasn't learned its proper place in the pack. Unless you send clear, consistent signals that this behavior is not acceptable the dog will continue this behavior and be more difficult to handle in other ways.
 
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firestar46

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<< OMG my g/f's dog started humping my leg! >>


Amazing what passes for news these days. :confused: >>



LOL..."In other news, Coke has defeated Bruce Lee in an upset victory! When asked what he felt about the match, Mr. Lee responded, 'Waaaaaaaaatahh! Need...Brisk...' This reporter is speechless...in attendance was EricNKrout, seen with Anna Kournikova, and Osama Bin Laden, who in a drunken stupor, repeated the mysterious word "Nef"...perhaps this is of some relevance to the US?"

:D
 
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Capn

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It's not really all that rare. I don't think domesticated dogs really understand that you're not a dog, or it's not a human.
 
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kikokam

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lol.. my friend's dog always hump guys, regardless if you're a stranger or not, but only to guys
and that dog was a male too.... talk about gay dogs ;)
 
datalink7

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Dogs do this all the time when they are young, and even some older ones. It is more of an attempt to be dominent over you than anything sexual.
 
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HamSupLo

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u mean the dog can't differentiate what's dog and what's human!? i never owned a dog before so i never saw this leg humping stuff.
 
datalink7

datalink7

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<< u mean the dog can't differentiate what's dog and what's human!? i never owned a dog before so i never saw this leg humping stuff. >>



Sure they can. That is why it isn't sexual in nature. It is a dominating tactic they are trying on you. Sometimes you will even see male dogs humping male dogs. Same kind of thing. This usually results in dog fighting or at least snapping and growling.
 
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PliotronX

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My friend's dog is hump-happy. I brought a friend over to the friend with the hump-happy dog's house, and the dog took turns with either of our legs. I cracked up, but my friend was not amused.
 
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atom

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<< You should try humping the dog. That way he will understand that you are dominent. >>



LOL!!!! I second that.


[cartman]
"Respect my authoritahh!!!!!"
[/cartman]
 
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<< The dog is trying to dominate you because it hasn't learned its proper place in the pack. Unless you send clear, consistent signals that this behavior is not acceptable the dog will continue this behavior and be more difficult to handle in other ways. >>


So dogs hump people because they're really just trying to make them their bitches like human males do to each other in prisons ?
 
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monto

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<< The dog is trying to dominate you because it hasn't learned its proper place in the pack. Unless you send clear, consistent signals that this behavior is not acceptable the dog will continue this behavior and be more difficult to handle in other ways. >>


So dogs hump people because they're really just trying to make them their bitches like human males do to each other in prisons ? >>

haha extra coupla pairs of underpants for you
 
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