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OMG, most screwed up Michael Jackson joke ever

Phokus

Phokus

Lifer
Ok, first a joke that i'm sure a lot of people who have heard already (but still hillarious nonetheless):

Why does Michael Jackson like fifty nine year olds?

Because there's fifty of them 😀

...

Ok, now for the screwed up joke (i just heard this one):

What does michael jackson have in common with cavier?

They both come on little crackers...

:Q
 
Originally posted by: Phokus
Ok, first a joke that i'm sure a lot of people who have heard already (but still hillarious nonetheless):

Why does Michael Jackson like fifty nine year olds?

Because there's fifty of them 😀

...

Ok, now for the screwed up joke (i just heard this one):

What does michael jackson have in common with cavier?

They both come on little crackers...

:Q
Click to expand...

:Q

 
Originally posted by: Phokus
Ok, first a joke that i'm sure a lot of people who have heard already (but still hillarious nonetheless):

Why does Michael Jackson like fifty nine year olds?

Because there's fifty of them 😀

...

Ok, now for the screwed up joke (i just heard this one):

What does michael jackson have in common with cavier?

They both come on little crackers...

:Q
Click to expand...




The second one rocked.

 
Originally posted by: arcenite
Originally posted by: Phokus
Ok, first a joke that i'm sure a lot of people who have heard already (but still hillarious nonetheless):

Why does Michael Jackson like fifty nine year olds?

Because there's fifty of them 😀

...

Ok, now for the screwed up joke (i just heard this one):

What does michael jackson have in common with cavier?

They both come on little crackers...

:Q
Click to expand...

:Q
Click to expand...


:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked:
 
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson on the Beach?


"Excuse me sir, but I believe you're in my son."

 
Originally posted by: Phokus
Ok, first a joke that i'm sure a lot of people who have heard already (but still hillarious nonetheless):

Why does Michael Jackson like fifty nine year olds?

Because there's fifty of them 😀

...

Ok, now for the screwed up joke (i just heard this one):

What does michael jackson have in common with cavier?

They both come on little crackers...

:Q
Click to expand...
jeez, that was baaaaaaaad, but i still giggled a little.

 
I heard both of those before, except it was "twenty eight year olds".

Why did Michael Jackson go to K-Mart?

Because he heard boy's shorts were half off!
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That was stolen from Triumph.
 
How do you know it's bed-time at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand is on the little hand
 
Originally posted by: Actaeon
I heard both of those before, except it was "twenty eight year olds".

Why did Michael Jackson go to K-Mart?

Because he heard boy's shorts were half off!
Click to expand...

That was stolen from Triumph.
Click to expand...

That joke is older than the boys he sleeps with.
 
Originally posted by: Phokus
Ok, now for the screwed up joke (i just heard this one):

What does michael jackson have in common with cavier?

They both come on little crackers...

:Q
Click to expand...

:camera:'s?
 
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