OMG!!! I'm a freaking genius!!!

loup garou

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Well, I was really pissed off at myself earlier today. My cellphone (Sanyo 6000) was covered in lint because I always carry it in my pants pocket. So, I do what any good geek would do and proceed to hose it down with some canned air. Stupidly, I sprayed in the speaker. A few minutes later, I get a phone call, and I notice the volume is really low and tinny. CRAP! I thought I blew the speaker with the canned air. So, I try to take apart the phone to see what condition the speaker is in, but it uses those stupid Y-shaped security screws which I have no bits for. :|

So, I'm sitting here wondering WTF I can do to fix this besides buying a new phone, when it comes to me....

...if I broke it by blowing air on it, what would happen if I sucked on it? :eek: So, I make sure no ones looking, put the speaker up to my lips....and suck. IT WORKED! My phone is once again good as new.

Just wanted to let y'all know that anything that is messed up from blowing can probably be fixed by a little sucking. :)
 

cressida

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Originally posted by: werk
Well, I was really pissed off at myself earlier today. My cellphone (Sanyo 6000) was covered in lint because I always carry it in my pants pocket. So, I do what any good geek would do and proceed to hose it down with some canned air. Stupidly, I sprayed in the speaker. A few minutes later, I get a phone call, and I notice the volume is really low and tinny. CRAP! I thought I blew the speaker with the canned air. So, I try to take apart the phone to see what condition the speaker is in, but it uses those stupid Y-shaped security screws which I have no bits for. :|

So, I'm sitting here wondering WTF I can do to fix this besides buying a new phone, when it comes to me....

...if I broke it by blowing air on it, what would happen if I sucked on it? :eek: So, I make sure no ones looking, put the speaker up to my lips....and suck. IT WORKED! My phone is once again good as new.

Just wanted to let y'all know that anything that is messed up from blowing can probably be fixed by a little sucking. :)

hopefully I don't get busted for this.

nah won't say anything.
 

Booster

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Just wanted to let y'all know that anything that is messed up from blowing can probably be fixed by a little sucking.

You know, it sounds pretty reasonable. To come to think of it... The more I think, the more I like it.
 

HappyPuppy

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Apr 5, 2001
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There are oh so many possible replies to this thread. I think I'll just sit back and enjoy the fun.
 

virtuamike

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Dude you are like so fvcking slow. Blondes had this figured out a long time ago.
 

loup garou

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You all suck! Not a single funny reply yet. You have to try harder!
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Originally posted by: virtuamike
Dude you are like so fvcking slow. Blondes had this figured out a long time ago.
Haha...finally, somebody came up with something! LOL! :D
 

datalink7

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Jan 23, 2001
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Originally posted by: brtspears2
So overall, blowing causes more problems then sucking ....:)

I guess it would depend on the situation. See, if he had sucked first, then he would have to blow....:p:)
 

virtuamike

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Originally posted by: brtspears2
So overall, blowing causes more problems then sucking ....:)

In a thread like this I would've expected more from someone with a name like brtspears2, you disappoint me :disgust:
 

geno

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Keep trying, there's many things that can happen when you apply a little suckage :D
 

dolph

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Originally posted by: werk
So, I do what any good geek would do and proceed to hose it down with some canned air.

that's my favorite part of the story :)