omg ijust spent 1.5 hours killing a spider in my hotel room

[crab]

Originally posted by: AznAnarchy99

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
Unfortunately, many of the more deadly species of spiders are fiercely territorial and hunt in small packs of 3-5. Many people don't know this, but the phrase "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" was actually coined in reference to a black widow spider - the author's husband killed one in his room one night and while he slept it is estimated that two to three black widows crawled around the woman in the bed, slowly crept onto his face, and simultaneously bit him on his eyes and neck. She awoke to find the spiders' revenge, and coined the phrase.

It happens to be a fairly common occurrence. Many biologists say that the surest way to get a spider bite is to kill a spider. You can shower, bleach yourself, etc., but apparently the scent of dead spider remains and drives all remaining spiders around you into a murderous fury. Frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if there was a spider slowly crawling up your thigh right now, or in a shoe in your closet, or behind the soap bar in the shower...

Why the fuck did I read that. I did not need to know that.

Its true

 

[BW86]

lol hahaha

 

[Inspector Jihad]

lulz

 

[evident]

update:
carcass
all shriveled up though

bad picture, see his shiny eyes

 

[RESmonkey]

Originally posted by: evident
update:
carcass
all shriveled up though

bad picture, see his shiny eyes

Hard to see.

 

[venkman]

thank you for finishing the story (i assume, i didnt actually read it)

 

[thecoolnessrune]

A requirement for all spider threads.

 

[lokiju]

:laugh:

 

[yhelothar]

Originally posted by: thecoolnessrune
A requirement for all spider threads.

cool story bro

 

[dbk]

what the fuck am i looking at?? all i see is a door and a towel on the floor

 

[Slimline]

Need a better picture or at least something to reference the size. Although a large spider did not look like the size of a palm.

Great story though.

 

[Narse]

How can you people be so scared of spiders? They do allot more good than bad!

 

[GTSRguy]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
Unfortunately, many of the more deadly species of spiders are fiercely territorial and hunt in small packs of 3-5. Many people don't know this, but the phrase "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" was actually coined in reference to a black widow spider - the author's husband killed one in his room one night and while he slept it is estimated that two to three black widows crawled around the woman in the bed, slowly crept onto his face, and simultaneously bit him on his eyes and neck. She awoke to find the spiders' revenge, and coined the phrase.

It happens to be a fairly common occurrence. Many biologists say that the surest way to get a spider bite is to kill a spider. You can shower, bleach yourself, etc., but apparently the scent of dead spider remains and drives all remaining spiders around you into a murderous fury. Frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if there was a spider slowly crawling up your thigh right now, or in a shoe in your closet, or behind the soap bar in the shower...

I'm nominating this for post of the year

 

[pontifex]

where's the spider in the pics?

 

[MedicBob]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
Unfortunately, many of the more deadly species of spiders are fiercely territorial and hunt in small packs of 3-5. Many people don't know this, but the phrase "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" was actually coined in reference to a black widow spider - the author's husband killed one in his room one night and while he slept it is estimated that two to three black widows crawled around the woman in the bed, slowly crept onto his face, and simultaneously bit him on his eyes and neck. She awoke to find the spiders' revenge, and coined the phrase.

It happens to be a fairly common occurrence. Many biologists say that the surest way to get a spider bite is to kill a spider. You can shower, bleach yourself, etc., but apparently the scent of dead spider remains and drives all remaining spiders around you into a murderous fury. Frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if there was a spider slowly crawling up your thigh right now, or in a shoe in your closet, or behind the soap bar in the shower...

OMFG, that was a great read.

 

[Miramonti]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
Unfortunately, many of the more deadly species of spiders are fiercely territorial and hunt in small packs of 3-5. Many people don't know this, but the phrase "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" was actually coined in reference to a black widow spider - the author's husband killed one in his room one night and while he slept it is estimated that two to three black widows crawled around the woman in the bed, slowly crept onto his face, and simultaneously bit him on his eyes and neck. She awoke to find the spiders' revenge, and coined the phrase.

It happens to be a fairly common occurrence. Many biologists say that the surest way to get a spider bite is to kill a spider. You can shower, bleach yourself, etc., but apparently the scent of dead spider remains and drives all remaining spiders around you into a murderous fury. Frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if there was a spider slowly crawling up your thigh right now, or in a shoe in your closet, or behind the soap bar in the shower...

LOL, that was awesome!

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
Unfortunately, many of the more deadly species of spiders are fiercely territorial and hunt in small packs of 3-5. Many people don't know this, but the phrase "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" was actually coined in reference to a black widow spider - the author's husband killed one in his room one night and while he slept it is estimated that two to three black widows crawled around the woman in the bed, slowly crept onto his face, and simultaneously bit him on his eyes and neck. She awoke to find the spiders' revenge, and coined the phrase.

It happens to be a fairly common occurrence. Many biologists say that the surest way to get a spider bite is to kill a spider. You can shower, bleach yourself, etc., but apparently the scent of dead spider remains and drives all remaining spiders around you into a murderous fury. Frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if there was a spider slowly crawling up your thigh right now, or in a shoe in your closet, or behind the soap bar in the shower...

Lol, Evident is a goner

 

[Vonkhan]

Originally posted by: evident
i involuntarily shrieked and immediately seeked higher ground on top of my bed!!!

i was like crap, it's blocking my exit plan if i decided to run for help or run like a puss. it's do or die now!

quickly ran to where i couldn't see it, and i had to go around a small corner w/ not much space between me and the wall!

i started panicking even more and had to sit down to regain some composure. eventually about 35 minutes later

omfg i am about to vomit from the stress ijust experienced.

aaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahah omg thanks for the laughs, woman ... now fix me some pancakes



j/k

 

[Jeeebus]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
Unfortunately, many of the more deadly species of spiders are fiercely territorial and hunt in small packs of 3-5. Many people don't know this, but the phrase "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" was actually coined in reference to a black widow spider - the author's husband killed one in his room one night and while he slept it is estimated that two to three black widows crawled around the woman in the bed, slowly crept onto his face, and simultaneously bit him on his eyes and neck. She awoke to find the spiders' revenge, and coined the phrase.

It happens to be a fairly common occurrence. Many biologists say that the surest way to get a spider bite is to kill a spider. You can shower, bleach yourself, etc., but apparently the scent of dead spider remains and drives all remaining spiders around you into a murderous fury. Frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if there was a spider slowly crawling up your thigh right now, or in a shoe in your closet, or behind the soap bar in the shower...

Lol, Evident is a goner

I'd be surprised if he's lasted this long.

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
Unfortunately, many of the more deadly species of spiders are fiercely territorial and hunt in small packs of 3-5. Many people don't know this, but the phrase "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" was actually coined in reference to a black widow spider - the author's husband killed one in his room one night and while he slept it is estimated that two to three black widows crawled around the woman in the bed, slowly crept onto his face, and simultaneously bit him on his eyes and neck. She awoke to find the spiders' revenge, and coined the phrase.

It happens to be a fairly common occurrence. Many biologists say that the surest way to get a spider bite is to kill a spider. You can shower, bleach yourself, etc., but apparently the scent of dead spider remains and drives all remaining spiders around you into a murderous fury. Frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if there was a spider slowly crawling up your thigh right now, or in a shoe in your closet, or behind the soap bar in the shower...

ROFL! Well done. However, you know the spider guild is gonna put a contract out for you now...those are closely guarded trade secrets that they've killed for millenium to protect.
R.I.P.

Originally posted by: dr150
KILLING SPIDER = NEGATIVE KARMA CREDITS
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Prepare for a commapance sometime in the future.....

comma pance? come in my pants? <ick>

Oh wait...comeuppance?

Dude...don't use fancy teknikal terms if you can't spell them...

 

[CoinOperatedBoy]

Worse: Yesterday, I did some laundry and lazily threw most of it in a pile on the floor in my closet. In the morning I went to grab some underwear and there was a spider the size of a kitten sitting there on my shit. I started throwing textbooks at; finally a huge Java book killed it.

I spent all day imagining what would have happened if this monster had been camped out inside the boxers and I put them on without noticing. No crotch necrosis, thanks. I also kept picturing a face-hugger-sized spider crawling on my face and biting my eyeballs out while I slept.

So I went to bed last night and I woke up to see a fucking spider dangling in front of my face. I freaked out, jumped out of bed, and turned the light on, but I couldn't find it. You better believe I slept on the couch. That bastard was out for revenge.