omg ijust spent 1.5 hours killing a spider in my hotel room

[evident]

after a long night of drinking i came back to my hotel room and took a shower befoer i went to bed because i smell like smoke. i walked out of the bathroom and into my main quarter, naked and i see this HUGE spider run from under my bed about 2 ft away from me to the other side of the room. i involuntarily shrieked and immediately seeked higher ground on top of my bed!!!

i freaked the fuck out as i was getting my clothes on to shield myself. at this point i was trembling and was like omg wtf huge spider the size of my palm. i've never seen a spider like this before. i am from PA and the only spiders that show up in my house are small tiny ones that are pretty friendly and slow. apparently the nucular bomb dropped here made the spiders humongous (i'm in nagasaki for business). eventually it showed itself and at this poin i was trying to form an attack plan on how to kill this thing. i was also making fun of some people i was with tonight who said that they were afraid of spiders.
it was crawling its way up to the ceiling and i was thinking to myself shit, should i kill it w/ my boot? i need to get other shoes on in case it runs away on the ground, i really was about to piss myself at this point. i could see its eyes and how they were all shiny and stuff, and creeped me out even more. it crawled over to the exit door and i was like crap, it's blocking my exit plan if i decided to run for help or run like a puss. it's do or die now!


i got my jeans and jacket, and shoes on and picked up my boot on the left hand, towel on the right hand. i snapped the towel at the spider and it quickly ran to where i couldn't see it, and i had to go around a small corner w/ not much space between me and the wall!!!!!!!!!! i started panicking even more and had to sit down to regain some composure. eventually about 35 minutes later i quickly ran over, saw it then snapped my towel and finally hit it!! it fell to the ground and as it was trying to run away again i beat it w/ the towel once more, than finally w/ my steel toe boot crushed it. i am just afraid that another one will pop up any time now.... omfg i am about to vomit from the stress ijust experienced.


cliffs
unlike syringer, i killed a fuckign spider but took me 1.5 hours
i'm a huge puss


carcass
all shriveled up though

bad picture, see his shiny eyes

 

[JohnCU]

8/10 would read again if you had more paragraph breaks

FUCKING GOD DAMN TIME WARPS. OP BELOW

 

[Kaido]

Haha, I hate getting the willies. Makes you want to hide in a sleeping bag after that. A couple months ago I thought I had a hair on my hand and shook it off against the wall, felt something smoosh, turned on the light...huge freakin spider on my hand that I had just killed. About 2" from my eye. Oye.

 

[evident]

Originally posted by: Kaido
Haha, I hate getting the willies. Makes you want to hide in a sleeping bag after that. A couple months ago I thought I had a hair on my hand and shook it off against the wall, felt something smoosh, turned on the light...huge freakin spider on my hand that I had just killed. About 2" from my eye. Oye.

holy fucking shit. i am sleeping with my jeans and socks on, and something that will cover my entire body. my face and hands are still going to be exposed. i need to crank one out and watch the phillies to calm myself down right now

 

[chalmers]

Cool story bro.

 

[Nitemare]

You shrieked when you saw a spider?

Wait til the Spider's daddy comes looking for revenge

 

[dabuddha]

hahahaha 10/10!

 

[El Guaraguao]

people like you get beat up all the time because of the way you acted. man up, son.

 

[evident]

i will post pics of shiny eyes at the top of door and dead carcass tomororw if the spiders friends dont rape me in my sleep tonight

 

[evident]

Originally posted by: mofoe2001
people like you get beat up all the time because of the way you acted. man up, son.

i want to see how you'd react when you're in your most vulnerable state: drunk, straight out of the shower and naked!

 

[glenn beck]

imagine the spiders now that will crawl underneath the bedsheets while you are sleeping...

 

[El Guaraguao]

Originally posted by: evident

Originally posted by: mofoe2001
people like you get beat up all the time because of the way you acted. man up, son.

i want to see how you'd react when you're in your most vulnerable state: drunk, straight out of the shower and naked!

you sir are asking for it.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Please tell me the OP is a female.

 

[fleabag]

Kinda sucked but I was at a friend's house and was sleeping on his couch, and one morning I was greeted by a tarantula walking around on the floor below the couch.. That was fun...NOT

 

[glenn beck]

Originally posted by: evident

Originally posted by: mofoe2001
people like you get beat up all the time because of the way you acted. man up, son.

i want to see how you'd react when you're in your most vulnerable state: drunk, straight out of the shower and naked!

pics?

 

[Kaido]

Originally posted by: mofoe2001

Originally posted by: evident

Originally posted by: mofoe2001
people like you get beat up all the time because of the way you acted. man up, son.

i want to see how you'd react when you're in your most vulnerable state: drunk, straight out of the shower and naked!

you sir are asking for it.

No, you are not supposed to use a shotgun on a spider, mofoe2001

 

[Jeeebus]

Unfortunately, many of the more deadly species of spiders are fiercely territorial and hunt in small packs of 3-5. Many people don't know this, but the phrase "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" was actually coined in reference to a black widow spider - the author's husband killed one in his room one night and while he slept it is estimated that two to three black widows crawled around the woman in the bed, slowly crept onto his face, and simultaneously bit him on his eyes and neck. She awoke to find the spiders' revenge, and coined the phrase.

It happens to be a fairly common occurrence. Many biologists say that the surest way to get a spider bite is to kill a spider. You can shower, bleach yourself, etc., but apparently the scent of dead spider remains and drives all remaining spiders around you into a murderous fury. Frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if there was a spider slowly crawling up your thigh right now, or in a shoe in your closet, or behind the soap bar in the shower...

 

[Krazy4Real]

How do you know there isn't another one of those giant spiders already in your bed waiting for you to fall asleep? Then once you're asleep it'll lay eggs in one of your ears. Then one day you'll go to the doctor because you can't hear well from your ear and spiders will start crawling out of your ear.

WHAT WILL YOU DO?!?!

 

[maziwanka]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
Unfortunately, many of the more deadly species of spiders are fiercely territorial and hunt in small packs of 3-5. Many people don't know this, but the phrase "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" was actually coined in reference to a black widow spider - the author's husband killed one in his room one night and while he slept it is estimated that two to three black widows crawled around the woman in the bed, slowly crept onto his face, and simultaneously bit him on his eyes and neck. She awoke to find the spiders' revenge, and coined the phrase.

It happens to be a fairly common occurrence. Many biologists say that the surest way to get a spider bite is to kill a spider. You can shower, bleach yourself, etc., but apparently the scent of dead spider remains and drives all remaining spiders around you into a murderous fury. Frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if there was a spider slowly crawling up your thigh right now, or in a shoe in your closet, or behind the soap bar in the shower...

hahah!

 

[Redfraggle]

Gross, where the heck are you that there are spiders this big? Also, I would totally have called the front desk and made them come kill it and/or give me a new room.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Please tell me the OP is a female.

C'mon son...
NSFW

 

[JDub02]

i'd have thrown the TV at it. if it laughed and threw it back, i'm running away.

 

[dr150]

KILLING SPIDER = NEGATIVE KARMA CREDITS
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.
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Prepare for a commapance sometime in the future.....

 

[imported_inspire]

Originally posted by: evident
after a long night of drinking i came back to my hotel room and took a shower befoer i went to bed because i smell like smoke. i walked out of the bathroom and into my main quarter, naked and i see this HUGE spider run from under my bed about 2 ft away from me to the other side of the room. i involuntarily shrieked and immediately seeked higher ground on top of my bed!!!

i freaked the fuck out as i was getting my clothes on to shield myself. at this point i was trembling and was like omg wtf huge spider the size of my palm. i've never seen a spider like this before. i am from PA and the only spiders that show up in my house. apparently the nucular bomb dropped here made the spiders humongous. eventually it showed itself and at this poin i was trying to form an attack plan on how to kill this thing. i was also making fun of some people i was with tonight who said that they were afraid of spiders.
it was crawling its way up to the ceiling and i was thinking to myself shit, should i kill it w/ my boot? i need to get other shoes on in case it runs away on the ground, i really was about to piss myself at this point. i could see its eyes and how they were all shiny and stuff, and creeped me out even more. it crawled over to the exit door and i was like crap, it's blocking my exit plan if i decided to run for help or run like a puss. it's do or die


i got my jeans and jacket, and shoes on and picked up my boot on the left hand, towel on the right hand. i snapped the towel at the spider and it quickly ran to where i couldn't see it, and i had to go around a small corner w/ not much space between me and the wall!!!!!!!!!! i started panicking even more and had to sit down to regain some composure. eventually about 35 minutes later i quickly ran over, saw it then snapped my towel and finally hit it!! it fell to the ground and as it was trying to run away again i beat it w/ the towel once more, than finally w/ my steel toe boot crushed it. i am just afraid that another one will pop up any time now.... omfg i am about to vomit from the stress ijust experienced.


cliffs
unlike syringer, i killed a fuckign spider but took me 1.5 hours
i'm a huge puss

Jesus H Christ - I wouldn't stay in that room - or that hotel - GTFO NAO!!!!!

 

[AznAnarchy99]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
Unfortunately, many of the more deadly species of spiders are fiercely territorial and hunt in small packs of 3-5. Many people don't know this, but the phrase "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" was actually coined in reference to a black widow spider - the author's husband killed one in his room one night and while he slept it is estimated that two to three black widows crawled around the woman in the bed, slowly crept onto his face, and simultaneously bit him on his eyes and neck. She awoke to find the spiders' revenge, and coined the phrase.

It happens to be a fairly common occurrence. Many biologists say that the surest way to get a spider bite is to kill a spider. You can shower, bleach yourself, etc., but apparently the scent of dead spider remains and drives all remaining spiders around you into a murderous fury. Frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if there was a spider slowly crawling up your thigh right now, or in a shoe in your closet, or behind the soap bar in the shower...

Why the fuck did I read that. I did not need to know that.