OMG...I just touched it

[WA261]

FUCK ME!!! I planted tons of pepper plants in my garden this year. They were not supposed to be burn your face off peppers. I just went and picked some and found out I was wrong. So, being the fucktard I am...I seed the peppers, eat one, get fmy mouth burnt out.....then I go and take a leak ....without washing my hands. OMF!! My dick is on fire! I can feel the exact spots I touched! BAHHH!!!

 

[Leros]

I guess you could dip your penis in a glass of milk.

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[mafia]

We need to make a sticky of all the things that you can dip your penis into.

 

[arrfep]

Originally posted by: mafia
We need to make a sticky of all the things that you can dip your penis into.

Yes, that would get stick alright.

 

[WA261]

Originally posted by: arrfep

Originally posted by: mafia
We need to make a sticky of all the things that you can dip your penis into.

Yes, that would get stick alright.

But that would be such a large data base it would be non feasible.




And IT STILL HURTS!! Serious....wtf

 

[ChanHo78]

dip it in some yogurt

 

[KeypoX]

Originally posted by: WA261
FUCK ME!!! I planted tons of pepper plants in my garden this year. They were not supposed to be burn your face off peppers. I just went and picked some and found out I was wrong. So, being the fucktard I am...I seed the peppers, eat one, get fmy mouth burnt out.....then I go and take a leak ....without washing my hands. OMF!! My dick is on fire! I can feel the exact spots I touched! BAHHH!!!

lol did the same thing last week it was insane!!!!

 

[keird]

You need some salve.

Do you have a woman? Because updates could be entertaining.

 

[WA261]

I already took a shower and washed...that did not really help, but over time it has mellowed out a quite a bit. Wow, what a fucked up deal. I have heard of people doing this, but never really thought about how it would feel. Ughhh...

 

[dennilfloss]

At least it's not poison ivy.

Solutions. Read.

http://chowhound.chow.com/topics/613320

Washing it with mayo sounds kinky.

 

[lupi]

this guy had been nude sunbathing during the day and got a little toasty down under. that night his polish girlfriend made him have sex and afterwords he was feeling it so he went to the kitchen, poured a glass of cold milk, and dipped himself in to cool off. his girlfriend walked into the kitchen and said so that's how you fill it up.

 

[Toastedlightly]

I did that with an habenero. Worst idea ever.

 

[WA261]

Originally posted by: Toastedlightly
I did that with an habenero. Worst idea ever.

I really do not know what is was, as I did chose peppers that were not terribly hot this year. The plant must have been labeled wrong or something. I do love hot peppers, but with kids and the wife, they don't dig them as much. I do recall during the summer getting a few hot ones, but had forgotten about them.

 

[Turin39789]

Originally posted by: Toastedlightly
I did that with an habenero. Worst idea ever.

I did it with daves insanity sauce. Watched the rest of the superbowl with ice on my boys.

 

[mizzou]

weird, I've never had stinging/burning from peppers on my skin before, only in my mouth, I thought it was a reaction thing with my tastebuds + saliva

 

[IAteYourMother]

have sex without protection

 

[Freshgeardude]

I know that this is far down in the thread, but..

THIS SPOT FOR SALE!

CHEAPER THAN ANYONE ELSE

 

[paulney]

That's why I only grow tomatoes in my backyard.

And pot.

 

[fleabag]

Originally posted by: WA261
I already took a shower and washed...that did not really help, but over time it has mellowed out a quite a bit. Wow, what a fucked up deal. I have heard of people doing this, but never really thought about how it would feel. Ughhh...

you're a dumbass who deserves the pain you got. You should have listened to the first post and literally dip your member in milk and that would have undoubtedly solved your problem. But no you ignored it and continued to do bullshit that you weren't sure would help but did it anyway.

 

[Jeff7]

I think milk is supposed to do something about the calcium ions or whatever it is that makes capsaicin hurt like it does.


I don't think I'll ever understand the allure of eating something which is extremely effective at causing pain.

 

[dawp]

So, does that make you ....... HOT?

 

[zCypher]

OMG...bwahahahaaaaaaa Thank you for this

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: WA261

Originally posted by: arrfep

Originally posted by: mafia
We need to make a sticky of all the things that you can dip your penis into.

Yes, that would get stick alright.

But that would be such a large data base it would be non feasible.




And IT STILL HURTS!! Serious....wtf

:laugh:

i was dicing some peppers making jalapenos once and a lady friend called, we were talking, i took a break from prep, and rubbed my eye....holy shit, i yelled, said "omfg japaneo in my eyes! bye!" and spent 15 minutes at the bathroom sink, washing my hands then running water in my eyes just to cool them off.

what a horrible night that was

 

[darkxshade]

Got a gf? Trying to spice up your sex life?

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