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omg i just pee'd on someone

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mizzou

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Was using the public bathroom, thankfully there were dividers but i had drano a ton of water and had to pee really bad so i just let loose, except it immediately shot a stream out to a 90 degree angle low left and went all over the divider and some landed on this guys shoe. I stopped and went again but this time it hit the floor near my feet. Eventually i gained control and it went in the urinal as usual but i nearly soaked everything. The guy left before i could finish , he didnt say anything.

My pants are dry thankfully.

WTF?
 
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mizzou said:
Was using the public bathroom, thankfully there were dividers but i had drano a ton of water and had to pee really bad so i just let loose, except it immediately shot a stream out to a 90 degree angle low left and went all over the divider and some landed on this guys shoe. I stopped and went again but this time it hit the floor near my feet. Eventually i gained control and it went in the urinal as usual but i nearly soaked everything. The guy left before i could finish , he didnt say anything.

My pants are dry thankfully.

WTF?
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There's your mistake right there. Too much drano will definitely unclog your pipes and cause you to pee uncontrollably.
 
I'd suggest not waiting till the pressure builds up that high again.

Did the pee-e (not pee-er) even notice?
 
vshah said:
that makes no sense whatsoever.


also, where's the thread of the guy who peed on his boss
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Did you ever see that jim carry movie the mask, there is a scene in there that is identical to what happenened to me:....... i think it was that movie?
 
mizzou said:
Was using the public bathroom, thankfully there were dividers but i had drano a ton of water and had to pee really bad so i just let loose, except it immediately shot a stream out to a 90 degree angle low left and went all over the divider and some landed on this guys shoe. I stopped and went again but this time it hit the floor near my feet. Eventually i gained control and it went in the urinal as usual but i nearly soaked everything. The guy left before i could finish , he didnt say anything.

My pants are dry thankfully.

WTF?
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Why do people post crap like this? There are topics that you can keep to yourself ...
 
Why are people surprised by this? If you let the pressure build too high, sometimes it can come out at weird angles. Not crooked or anything and not bad aim, just PRESSURE man. I've done this several times at bars after drinking a few pints.
 
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