OMG I JUST FOUND A TINY PIECE OF BONE IN MY HOT POCKET

[jonnyjack]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
PIC!

that looks like a boat in the middle of the ocean...

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
The question here is whether you spit or swallow. Hmmm?

i spit that bone out

Now THAT'S material I can work with!!

But alas, I must hit the sack.

(Get some sleep....)

 

[Crucial]

What do you expect from mechanicaly seperated meat.

MECHANICALLY SEPARATED MEAT
is a paste-like and batter-like meat product produced by forcing bones with attached edible meat under high pressure through a sieve or similar device to separate the bone from the edible meat tissue. Mechanically separated meat has been used in certain meat and meat products since the late 1970s. In 1982, a final rule published by FSIS on mechanically separated meat said it was safe -- restrictions on level of use and products it can be used in are based on safety. Mechanically separated meat must be labeled as "mechanically separated beef or pork."

mmm makes me crave an oscar meyer weiner.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: csaddict
What do you expect from mechanicaly seperated meat.

MECHANICALLY SEPARATED MEAT
is a paste-like and batter-like meat product produced by forcing bones with attached edible meat under high pressure through a sieve or similar device to separate the bone from the edible meat tissue. Mechanically separated meat has been used in certain meat and meat products since the late 1970s. In 1982, a final rule published by FSIS on mechanically separated meat said it was safe -- restrictions on level of use and products it can be used in are based on safety. Mechanically separated meat must be labeled as "mechanically separated beef or pork."

mmm makes me crave an oscar meyer weiner.

oh i fully expect it which is why this is better than buying lottery tickets. you can't eat lottery tickets.

 

[AkumaX]

OMG!!! OH NO! AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! NOOOOOO!O!OO!O!!!!

anyone know the exact phrase/spelling that's been banned?

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: AkumaX
OMG!!! OH NO! AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! NOOOOOO!O!OO!O!!!!

anyone know the exact phrase/spelling that's been banned?

ameesh invented it, ask him

 

[imported_Mike]

/reminds self to never buy hot pockets EVAR again

 

[Lucky]

ive posted this story once or twice before but its good....

When I was at my first newspaper internship this old lady brings in a can of store brand asparagus that she had just opened at home. She wanted us to take a picture of it and do an article maybe. So we looked inside this can of asparagus and there was a dead baby bird on top of the asparagus! No, this wasn't just "added" there for the making of a good lawsuit. You could really tell that it came processed that way. And this was like an 85 year old lady!

Anyways...we never ran anything because the photo was too graphic and our pussy news department was afraid of legal liability on our part. But she came back the next week and told us she complained to the manager of the supermarket and they offered her 10 .50 coupons good for more store brand asparagus! And she took it and was grateful!