OMG, I just ate almost a whole can of Pringles

[RU482]

I was sitting here surfing around looking for things to do on an upcoming vacation, nibbling on some Pringles. I just looked in the can and noticed there were only about 10 chips left.

Damn Pringles go TOO well with beer

 

[imported_LoKe]

So? I do this all the time.
Oh, and if you give me a bag of dorito's, you'll never see them again, ever.
You've been warned.

 

[ggavinmoss]

Uh, once you pop, you can't stop. Really. Go finish that can before I tell the Pringle Police.

-geoff

 

[xcript]

BFD

 

[Wag]

You're going to crap tennis balls.

 

[Platypus]

You know what's next...... cancer.

 

[RU482]

Originally posted by: LoKe
So? I do this all the time.
Oh, and if you give me a bag of dorito's, you'll never see them again, ever.
You've been warned.

Saddam???

 

[imported_LoKe]

Shh. Don't look under the bag.

 

[RU482]

Originally posted by: Wag
You're going to crap tennis balls.

OMFG, I think my heart just exploded, laughing at that

 

[Eli]

It is entirely too easy to eat a bag of chips, can of pringles, box of crackers.. etc, in one sitting.

 

Originally posted by: LoKe
So? I do this all the time.
Oh, and if you give me a bag of dorito's, you'll never see them again, ever.
You've been warned.

Fatass.

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: LoKe
So? I do this all the time.
Oh, and if you give me a bag of dorito's, you'll never see them again, ever.
You've been warned.

Fatass.

I weigh between 130 and 140 pounds, tops.

 

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: LoKe
So? I do this all the time.
Oh, and if you give me a bag of dorito's, you'll never see them again, ever.
You've been warned.

Fatass.

I weigh between 130 and 140 pounds, tops.

But you're only 3' 1"

 

[RU482]

Originally posted by: SampSon
Fatass.

yes, but it's a 0g of TransFatass

 

[godmare]

that is insane

edit: check sarc meter

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: LoKe
So? I do this all the time.
Oh, and if you give me a bag of dorito's, you'll never see them again, ever.
You've been warned.

Fatass.

I weigh between 130 and 140 pounds, tops.

But you're only 3' 1"

Check mate.

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: Clerks
INT: CONVENIENCE STORE. DAY

DANTE is tugging at a can of Pringles potato chips. The can
is stuck on a MAN'S hand.

DANTE
You hold the counter and I'll pull.

MAN
Usually I just turn the can upside
down.

45.


DANTE
(pulling)
Maybe we should soap your hand or
something.

MAN
(straining)
They oughta put some kind of
warning on these cans, like they do
with cigarettes.

DANTE
I think it's coming now...

The can pops off and DANTE staggers back a few steps. The
man rubs his hand.

MAN
Thanks. I thought I was gonna have
to go to the hospital.

DANTE
I'll throw this out. Precautionary
measure.

MAN
It stings a little.

DANTE
A word of advice: Sometimes it's
best to let those hard to reach
chips go.

DANTE steps behind the counter.

MAN
Thanks.

 

[Otaking]

Try to count your chips. Maybe that'll help. 😕

 

[JasonSix78]

Originally posted by: redly1

Originally posted by: SampSon
Fatass.

yes, but it's a 0g of TransFatass

:laugh:

Pringles, Cashews, Skittles........They're like crack, you just can't put them down until they're all gone.

-Jason

 

[Mrvile]

YEAH!!! :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Now for some Ritz Chipz.

 

[godmare]

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: Clerks
INT: CONVENIENCE STORE. DAY

DANTE is tugging at a can of Pringles potato chips. The can
is stuck on a MAN'S hand.

DANTE
You hold the counter and I'll pull.

MAN
Usually I just turn the can upside
down.

45.


DANTE
(pulling)
Maybe we should soap your hand or
something.

MAN
(straining)
They oughta put some kind of
warning on these cans, like they do
with cigarettes.

DANTE
I think it's coming now...

The can pops off and DANTE staggers back a few steps. The
man rubs his hand.

MAN
Thanks. I thought I was gonna have
to go to the hospital.

DANTE
I'll throw this out. Precautionary
measure.

MAN
It stings a little.

DANTE
A word of advice: Sometimes it's
best to let those hard to reach
chips go.

DANTE steps behind the counter.

MAN
Thanks.

:thumbsup: :beer:

 

[Baked]

What do you mean you didn't finish the whole can in one sitting? Light weight.